Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[MOXOMUMD]

Urine danger...

 

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I don't see how staying alert will do anything except ensure that your eyes are wide open when the pee hits your face.

I remember reading the plaque, and then noticing the fence was chain-link. I left the area pretty quickly after that.

 

[Zweiland]

I remember reading the plaque, and then noticing the fence was chain-link. I left the area pretty quickly after that.

I know exactly where I'm bringing my least favorite relatives on an outing when they come to town...

 

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Don't you just love grammar?

In my original post, I used the wrong for of your/you're, and then I edited it. So grammar is sometimes a nuisance, but, as everything else, it can be blamed on Meg.

 

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I know exactly where I'm bringing my least favorite relatives on an outing when they come to town...

I bet Meg keeps tapirs as pets.

 

[Zweiland]

I bet Meg keeps tapirs as pets.

She probably has a golden chariot with tapirs pulling it. But they are facing backwards so they can spray the people in front.

 

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She probably has a golden chariot with tapirs pulling it. But they are facing backwards so they can spray the people in front.

But she has to be home by the time the clock strikes 12, or the tapirs will turn on her... literally!

 

[Zweiland]

This thraed has ruined the way I think about tapirs, and since I think about them so often, my whole life will be affected.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

In my original post, I used the wrong for of your/you're, and then I edited it. So grammar is sometimes a nuissances, but, as everything else, it can be blamed on Meg.

nuisance BM

 

[Gabe1]

You are welcome to it.
It's not really me.

I'm loving your avatar.

I live in sandals over the summer. Generally the same pair so I have crisscross stripes on my feet that look equally hilarious. I went into Nordstroms midsummer to get a replacement pair. I was very tan, I garden a great deal. I slip off the old pair before the salesman and he let out a big, but short, spontaneous laugh at my striped tan lined feet. He caught himself, freaked at himself and apologized. I laughed with him and told him I agreed, the feet were hilarious. You could see the relief on his face. Betting it is not acceptable for Nordstrom employees to laugh at customers body parts or at least not face to face.

 

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This thraed has ruined the way I think about tapirs, and since I think about them so often, my whole life will be affected.

I hear ya. I was a tapir-fanatic prior to the days I knew the truth behind them. My bedroom was full of tapir-related merchandise. It was my goal in life to created Tapir World, a place where families can be together and celebrate everything tapir-related. Since that day I have never been the same.

 

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nuisance BM

Wow that was a bad typo wasn't it? Not only did I spell nuisance wrong, but I used the plural instead of the singular. Normally I catch the red squiggly line under it (that Chrome provides for you, if you are not a Chrome user). It must be Meg.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I hear ya. I was a tapir-fanatic prior to the days I knew the truth behind them. My bedroom was full of tapir-related merchandise. It was my goal in life to created Tapir World, a place where families can be together and celebrate everything tapir-related. Since that day I have never been the same.

You could have made some good money on splash gear.

 

[Zweiland]

I hear ya. I was a tapir-fanatic prior to the days I knew the truth behind them. My bedroom was full of tapir-related merchandise. It was my goal in life to created Tapir World, a place where families can be together and celebrate everything tapir-related. Since that day I have never been the same.

Despite their flaws, tapirs are still the second best animal (behind narwhals). We should go ahead with this Tapir World project of yours. The centerpiece will be a giant fountain of a tapir that urinates on unsuspecting guests on hot days. @Megalodumb can design some merchandise. I'm telling you, this could be big!

 

[acishere]

I hear ya. I was a tapir-fanatic prior to the days I knew the truth behind them. My bedroom was full of tapir-related merchandise. It was my goal in life to created Tapir World, a place where families can be together and celebrate everything tapir-related. Since that day I have never been the same.

There still might be an audience for that. Just not a family one...

 

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Despite their flaws, tapirs are still the second best animal (behind narwhals). We should go ahead with this Tapir World project of yours. The centerpiece will be a giant fountain of a tapir that urinates on unsuspecting guests on hot days. @Megalodumb can design some merchandise. I'm telling you, this could be big!

I'll dust off the plans that I started years ago! Pay no attention to the fact that when this happened I was in elementary school and was unable to draft any plans.

 

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There still might be an audience for that. Just not a family one...

You're right, I bet @Megalodumb would visit it by himself.

 

[Zweiland]

You're right, I bet @Megalodumb would visit it by himself.

He'd be lonely. We should have a jousting tournament to see who has to accompany him.

 

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He'd be lonely. We should have a jousting tournament to see who has to accompany him.

I bet Bob Saget and Darth Tater would go with him. They seem like they'd get along well.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

There still might be an audience for that. Just not a family one...

But it's nature. The kids could get some type of Tapir Explorers badge. Not as bad as having the explain to my daughter that one zebra was scratching the other zebra's back on the Kilimanjaro Safari.