MOXOMUMD
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He'll never forget to put bronzer on his head again.
I see why they do that but it just doesn't look right to me. (Maybe because my friend was born naturally dark. 
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I see why they do that but it just doesn't look right to me. (Maybe because my friend was born naturally dark. )
StarWarsGirl
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Earlier, we were walking into Epcot, and a guy stops Bestie. European, younger than us. And then he says to Bestie, "May I kiss you?" And she goes, "No way." And he says, "Please? It is my last night!" And of course she firmly says no. We walked into the ladies room and start busting a gut. According to Bestie, who spent a month in Italy over the summer, they do it all the time. Have not stopped laughing over that kid asking to kiss her! If he had been older, it would have been creapy, but that kid (he looked about 14)? Hysterical. He probably wanted to tell his friends he had kissed an American and would dramatize it. 
Zweiland
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Hey, um, I need an avatar. Can I, well, um...
You know what, never mind. That's a little too weird even for me.
JenniferS
When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
You are welcome to it.
It's not really me.
You mean you're not a chicken wearing a bikini? Not to be confused with a chicken-wearing bikini. That would just be bizarre.
If I'm not mistaken, that's a tapir.
Zweiland
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And your point?
JenniferS
When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
I know that too, only because I used to play a game called Zoo World.
I also used to play Farmville, as did every other middle-aged mom at the time. It's kind of a rite of passage.
MOXOMUMD
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It kinda looks like a giant mutant anteater mated with a mutant panda.
They can pee 10 feet backwards.
Zweiland
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I am not going to ask how you know that, I am not going to ask how you know that...
Okay, how do you know that?
I remember reading it on a plaque at the Madison zoo when I was a kid. Things like that don't escape your mind.
Zweiland
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I don't see how staying alert will do anything except ensure that your eyes are wide open when the pee hits your face.And for those who think I'm kidding...
Do you get the joke??
JenniferS
When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
Don't you just love grammar?
JenniferS
When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
Every mother of a newborn baby boy has had pee hit her face.
After the first dozen times, no biggie.
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