Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[donaldtoo]

Too cold. I'm not leaving the house. Do you think the dog will come pick it up?

Seriously though, this thing is alive, in the trap, making noise, and hubby says leave it for now.

Is starving to death worse than freezing to death?

And once my son gets home, we're going to have issues. He'll fuh-reak no matter what we do.

How attached are you to the trap?
Open the back door and chuck that as far as you can and forget about it.

 

[unkadug]

It's minus 28 with the windchill. That thing will be dead in minutes.

Yeah...but you might be too if you take it outside!

 

[JenniferS]

Dilemma solved.
Hubby is now lying to me, saying there's nothing in the trap.

Probably waiting for me to go pick our kid, and then he'll do something with it.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Hubby just texted me a photo of our magicbands, which apparently arrived today. I'm embarassed to say I am looking forward to getting home and trying it on. What rhymes with pork and starts with a "d"??? ME!!!

It takes talent to put on a Magic Band quickly with one hand. You need practice!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Yeah - here's the problem.

When you use a humane mousetrap, you still have to do something with the mouse. "You wanna let it go? In this cold?", says hubby.

Well, it's not like we're going to keep it as a pet.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is why you are better off just snapping their little necks with the regular old fashioned traps.

So, what am I supposed to do with this thing? Ideas?

Get a cat.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Look what I found in the gift shop:

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I have Tomcat poison blocks that go in a plastic holder. It is basically designed to be overly appetizing to a mouse. They eat their fill and the effects start the second day of eating it. The poison dries them out from the inside. They go back to their "home" and die. The poison keeps drying them out and they don't smell when they are dead. We get mice in the summer. They get into our outdoor woodpile.

 

[JenniferS]

Get a cat.

I have two.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I have two.

That's actually more than I have. The only mouse that ever dared to come into the house did not survive very long.

 

[JenniferS]

Look what I found in the gift shop:
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I'm not sure what to think.

It's kind of like birthday cake with tartar sauce - two really great items separately, but not so great together.

 

[donaldtoo]

OK, gonna' shut this puppy down an' head fer the ranch...
Hope to...see y'all real sooooonnn...!!!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I'm not sure what to think.

It's kind of like birthday cake with tartar sauce - two really great items separately, but not so great together.

I sent it to one of my friends who is as obsessed with Spiderman as I (and a lot of people on this forum) are obsessed with Disney, and he liked it. He said "Mickey is wearing the costume of the best superhero!" I'm honestly not quite sure what to think either. It's weird, but it's also cute.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Well, it's not like we're going to keep it as a pet.

Why not? You could have named it Mickey! And then gotten it a friend and named her Minnie!

Or you could have named it Jerry and renamed one of your cats Tom and they would have been great together!

Okay, I'm out of jokes

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Or...do you know anyone with a pet snake?

 

[StarWarsGirl]

We're warching a movie. It's about a beautiful girl who is captured by an ugly, selfish, and unkind man in order to save her father. Gradually, she begins to fall in love with her captor. Meanwhile, her stalker tries to figure out ways to get her to marry him before finally, he storms the prison and is killed in the process.

 

[Gabe1]

It's minus 28 with the windchill. That thing will be dead in minutes.

 

[acishere]

Its still 2 degrees here! Why am I inside?! I should be grilling and hanging out in shorts with a beer on the back deck.

 

[Megalodumb]

We're warching a movie. It's about a beautiful girl who is captured by an ugly, selfish, and unkind man in order to save her father. Gradually, she begins to fall in love with her captor. Meanwhile, her stalker tries to figure out ways to get her to marry him before finally, he storms the prison and is killed in the process.

Beauty & The Beast?

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Beauty & The Beast?

Yes. Next I think we are going to watch a movie about a girl who is kidnapped as a baby from her loving parents by a selfish woman, but as a teen is let out by a handsome thief after tricking her adoptive mother into leaving. Later, the mother tries to take revenge on the thief while taking back her "daughter".

I also like this movie where after having her child, a wife is murdered by a serial killer leaving her disabled son with his father. After a few years, the son is kidnapped with his father searching for him with a mentally unbalanced woman.

 

[PUSH]

Beauty & The Beast?

I was going to say Sharknado.