What job would you NOT want if you were a CM?

[Pix E. Dust]

I often dream about working at WDW but there are certain things that you couldn't pay me enough to do. If I was a CM, I wouldn't want to work anywhere near Mission Space if it entailed clean-up duty. How about you? What CM job would you NOT want?

 

[dvcnut39]

Answering phones in the Complaint Department. I'm sure that most customers have valid complaints, but as we all know, there are some people who like to b**** about everything.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

having to carry Eisners wallet

 

[BRER STITCH]

Vomit Patrol at Mission Space.

:hurl:

 

[Fantasmic!329]

I would never want to work...
...at HM, the whole atmosphere is too dreary for me to be in for more than 20 min.
...in the custodial department (YES, I know there are some pleasant aspects of that job; guest communication, etc.; but there's also the puke aspect, etc.)
...Kilimanjaro Safari, bit too bumpy to do more than once in a 7-day period
...IASW, cute ride, but I think I would go insane listening to that song all day
...AK ________-cleaner uppers
...JC, I would run out of jokes too quickly
...probably more that I can't think of.
EDIT: thought of more thanks to other posters.
...ANY costumed character (neither Peter Pan type, nor Goofy type)

 

[NemoRocks78]

Custodial

 

[Brooke]

I wouldn't want to do any clean-up or food service jobs. And I wouldn't want to be a character in a heavy suit because it would be annoying...especially in the summer.

 

[jcat2312]

I would not want to do "sickness" cleanup duty. I worked for 2 months in an amusement park in Minnesota where I had to clean that stuff up routinely...NOT FUN

 

[LSUxStitch]

Well since I had the job of custodial around M:S then I can't pick that because it's already been done.

IASW is my pick, that music would drive me insane.

 

[CaptainMichael]

IASW, Custodial, and Fast Food Restaurants. I want to work at Haunted Mansion, ToT, or Splash Mountain.

 

[se8472]

anything 3rd shift. Even thought the people who I know work it are ultra cool. I would not want to work it due to the lack of guest.

 

[Captain Hank]

I wouldn't want to work anywhere where I wouldn't interact with guests. IASW would top my list of attractions I wouldn't want to work at, along with anything in Dinorama.

 

[amfail20]

Well since I had the job of custodial around M:S then I can't pick that because it's already been done.

IASW is my pick, that music would drive me insane.

the one thing that i hated most was working with the people i did mainly ones that go to LSU... lol im jk

My Job that i wouldnt want to do... is well wait im a disney freak and like everything that i do! i did the custy thing, i did the merch thing, i talked with guests on the phone, i did the parade control... i wouldnt want to work with the food... ewww

 

[SpenceMan01]

Answering phones in the Complaint Department. I'm sure that most customers have valid complaints, but as we all know, there are some people who like to b**** about everything.

...my dad being one of those people. :lookaroun

I don't think I'd like custodial duty (cleaning bathrooms,etc), but the sweeping the parks can be fun. I never thought I'd like it, but after working at the local amusement park, I've found that it's not all that bad. I love being able to freely walk around and soak up the ambience of the park. I just wouldn't want to do it for 8+ hours a day, every day.

Also, I wouldn't want to work at the call center in Tampa. How bad would that suck to be working for Disney World.... but having to be an hour+ away! You couldn't even enjoy WDW very often!

 

[egionet]

Hospitality grave yard shift. I had a roommate who did it and wanted to shoot herself everyone night sitting in the back room of the OKW.

And just so everyone knows, you can't hear the song on IASW in the queue/load/unload area. So it's really not that bad; it's just like running any other ride!

 

[coasterphil]

Anything with food service, as I refuse to work a job that even barely resembles one at a fast food place.

 

[eddiemcgarrigle]

Anything involving cleaning or serving. I tend to run out of patience with awkward people quite quickly so I wouldn't be suited to those jobs at all.

Eddie

 

[MyNameisStitch]

I worked at Six Flags Astroworld for a summer running the Looping Starship. Vomit cleanup isn't a picnic but its not that bad. Just put on a pair of gloves and sprinkle on the sawdust. Soaks it right up. Then hose it down with disinfectant and sweep it up followed by another round of disinfectant. Last, you run the ride through 2 cycles if it was on the ride and open back up. My trick was to always breath through my mouth while cleaning. But if its red at all, even the slightest tint, you call medical to come clean it up. I'll run Mission Space if y'all don't want to.

-DGJ

 

[PeterPan1031]

I wouldnt want to be the CM who has to clean up the Horse Poo on mainstreet.

 

[donald23]

the list goes on....

I wouldn't want to work the graveyard shift, custodial(no offense...I give respect to cleaners because they keep the magic real and clean ), I wouldn't want to work at COP, and I definitely don't want to be a character.