What is your favorite disney park entertainment safety announcement?

[jayrose]

gotta say patrick warburton aka puddy before soarin'.

 

[phenom1307]

The monorail announcement is my favorite too!


I also used to like when the tram drivers (probably 20 years ago) used to say "Please take small children by the hair - I mean hand".

well mine would be the monorail...

but im def gonna use that next time im at dak working in the parking lot

 

[Jesùs_Carioca]

Aww, seriously? No love for Nigel Channing and Honey I shrunk the Audience?

"please do not put on your safety goggles until you are safely seated safely inside the theater... safely"


EDIT:


aaaaaaand, my personal aaaall time favorite:

The Muppet Safety Goggle announcement by Sam Eagle

 

[MIDisneyFamily]

Any one ever have the Tram Driver in the parking lot at DHS thats is an "older" grey haired fellow. He kinda looks like buddy hacket. He Tell you "when boarding and unboarding, to watch your head, and if you dont, watch your language." He just cracked funny one liner safety tips the whole ride in. We actually listened to a tram Driver.....I know, how strange.

 

[Panhead]

I like the monorail speech in spanish for some reason, and the little warning before the inferno barge blow-off


-Chris-

 

[Figment571]

Big Thunder. The older one was even better!

Cannot stand the Spanish translation. ugh

Most agreed! It was a lot better before they changed it. The voice doesn't have the same affect.

 

[UltimtMickeyFan]

Monorail for sure..... Por Favor, Mentengan se Alejado de las Puertas

 

[lilclerk]

Most agreed! It was a lot better before they changed it. The voice doesn't have the same affect.

He's not as excited anymore =\ I was going to say BTMRR until someone mentioned Soarin'... then someone mentioned Sam Eagle in MuppetVision...

I'm indecisive.

 

[KingStefan]

Big Thunder. The older one was even better!

Cannot stand the Spanish translation. ugh

What did the old one say?

 

[HollyBelle]

Splash Mountain!

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Splash Mountain ones yet! There's a few different ones. Something along the lines of, "Looks like Brer Bear and Brer Fox are causin some kinda commotion downstream, please remain seated in your boat..."

I just love how Disney does everything they can not to interrupt the ambience of a ride; the safety spiels are even related to ride or ride characters in some way or another.

 

[WIX]

Please stand up before exiting the ride . . . buh-bye~Primevil Whirl

 

[PirateTreasure2]

Monorail! Taught it to my 4 year old daughter.. its a rite of passage!

Man, she must drive you crazy!

 

[tdonald]

I love the announcements (including the safety "dimmed lights speech) that play before Illuminations during the pre-show song "Montezuma" [I think is the name.] I would love to have that audio!

I love it too, and it's on www.mousebits.com. I downloaded it (for free) and it's great.

 

[maryszhi]

monorail hands down, especially the spanish version
its awesome
i also like the one for the tower of terror and the mad hatter tea party

 

[Jason-M]

Monorail for ever!!

 

[SpectroMan]

I love all the "Due to inclement weather..." It is such a happy way of saying that you won't be able to experience whatever.

I also really enjoy the Finding Nemo: The Musical announcement where the Australian woman says performers will be "in the aisles around you." The way she says "aisles" cracks me up.

 

[hokielutz]

The monorail announcement will always be my favorite.

But I am kinda missing the "Stitch Kingdom" variation they did a few years ago. That has stopped now, hasn't it?

 

[kingslyZISSOU]

Big thunder mountain is by far the best one. Is it just me or did they change the voice a few years back?

 

[mickeypal1]

I have to say the monorail speil. I have a monorail magnet that plays this speil. I love to walk through the kitchen and play it.

 

[JCtheparrothead]

It has to be Puddy and the preshow for SOARIN!!!!!!!!!!:ROFLOL: