What is your favorite disney park entertainment safety announcement?

[MinnieLee]

Love the monorail and the Haunted Mansion but how about on Soarin' when you are asked to put all hats under the seat "including these" (mouse ears).

 

[DisneyEverest]

The Monorail and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad without a doubt..

 

[Disneygal127]

for me its the Monorail and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad....

 

[KingStefan]

Love the monorail and the Haunted Mansion but how about on Soarin' when you are asked to put all hats under the seat "including these" (mouse ears).

"these babies" IRRC:lol:

 

[MyNameisStitch]

Monorail will always be top of my list. But I also love the Haunted Mansion and Mission Space. Especially before they changed it to Orange and Green teams. "During your mission you will be enclosed in X-2 Flight Trainers which produce deep space flying conditions... Anyone who is prone to motion sickness, or made uncomfortable by enclosed dark spaces, simulators, or spinning should bypass this experience"

And I gotta get this shirt...

 

[hpyhnt 1000]

Monorail will always be top of my list. But I also love the Haunted Mansion and Mission Space. Especially before they changed it to Orange and Green teams. "During your mission you will be enclosed in X-2 Flight Trainers which produce deep space flying conditions... Anyone who is prone to motion sickness, or made uncomfortable by enclosed dark spaces, simulators, or spinning should bypass this experience"

Ah, yes, the Mission: Space one is good. Honestly, who uses the word "bypass" when telling someone not to do something? :veryconfu

 

[cndrellagrl]

Monorail will always be top of my list. But I also love the Haunted Mansion and Mission Space. Especially before they changed it to Orange and Green teams. "During your mission you will be enclosed in X-2 Flight Trainers which produce deep space flying conditions... Anyone who is prone to motion sickness, or made uncomfortable by enclosed dark spaces, simulators, or spinning should bypass this experience"

And I gotta get this shirt...

I just got mine in the mail last week! Im so excited

 

[gjohnson66]

The monorail is a classic, but...

Mine would have to be the announcements before R.O.E.

 

[rlaeromech]

MAN! THis is like asking what's your favorite flavor of Chocolate milk!


THE MONORAIL SPIEL!

 

[DME]

My favorite is

Hold on to 'em hats and glasses, cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness!!!!!

 

[Disney_Belle]

My vote goes to BTMRR and of course, the monorail.

However the worst thing I ever heard was an announcement over the entire park at Magic Kingdom, paging a guest to guest relations. It was really creepy.




I know they aren't audio announcements, but I like the little safety instructions with Timon and Pumbaa in the maps. Those 2 are too cute

 

[Tom Morrow]

monorail = overrated

 

[MyNameisStitch]

monorail = overrated

*FAINT*
:snore:

 

[Emerald Rose]

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas!":wave:

 

[unclemike]

Please Stand Clear of the Doors...Por Favor Mantangse Alejado De Las Puertas

This is mine as well

 

[Ducky Lady]

"Please stand up before exiting. Bye-bye!"
...How would you go about NOT standing up before exiting?

Also a fan of "hold on to them hats n' glasses..."

 

[Tom Morrow]

*FAINT*
:snore:

To me, it just seems like one of those things people agree with only because everyone else says it.

...haha, I sound like a music elitist, only of safety spiels.

"Please stand up before exiting. Bye-bye!"
...How would you go about NOT standing up before exiting?

I think it means, they don't want you to scoot across the seat and push yourself off, if that makes sense.

 

[MyNameisStitch]

To me, it just seems like one of those things people agree with only because everyone else says it.

...haha, I sound like a music elitist, only of safety spiels.

Its all good. I can see where you're coming from. I've always loved the monorails since I was a kid. Please Stand Clear of the Doors has been my text message alert for years and recently became my voicemail greeting thanks to this awesome new website I found. It lets you upload wav files as your voice mail greetings which can be set up for each individual caller. Pretty nifty.

I'll bet some of my fellow "Sounds of Disney" lovers would love it too so heres the link... http://www.youmail.com Enjoy

 

[Missy Skywalker]

I've always loved the monorail spiel and I always will!

I also love the Soarin' one. My younger sister does a killer impression of it, "Hello. My name is Patrick and I'll be your chief flight..." and of course when he says "and these little beauties," refering to the mouse ears! :lol:

 

[Madhatter06]

"I'm just showing how you could trip if you walk with your glasses on"

I love that whole spiel too!