What is the funniest thing you overheard another guest say in WDW?

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Tom Orrow

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I was in AK and I overheard this conversation:
Little Girl(4ish)-Daddy pick me up
Dad(pack muel-carrying everything)-no honey
Little Girl-why not?
Dad(sweating hard)because if daddy picks you up daddy is going to pass out and drop you

When I heard this I couldent stop laughing, it made my day :)
Have you ever overheard anything funny while in WDW?
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sorcerergoofy

sorcerergoofy

New Member
"I don't think I'm going to ride that elevator ride. I bet it would break your spine in half when the elevator hits the ground. I can't believe they allow you to stand up in a falling elevator."

This lady was being dead serious. :ROFLOL:
 
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SuperSaint

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Heard this at my hotel. Not really in a park, but close this was a few hours after we got back from the parks. This takes place probably around 12:30 in the morning. You have to picture the dad's voice in a very scratchy, thick southern accent and the boy with a very juvenile sounding southern accent:

Dad: Hey!!!!

Boy: What?

Dad: Stop licking my toes!! Them's dirty!

True story.
 
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Krack

Active Member
I heard someone once refer to Test Track as a "thrill ride" - hilarious.

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glee

glee

New Member
A boy about 19 saying to his mom after rock n rollercoaster "You didnt tell me it went upside down!" with a horrfified look on his face. :eek::lol::ROFLOL:
 
jlmct52

jlmct52

Member
The funniest thing I've ever heard was back in 1995 when my brother, sister-in-law and myself took a trip to WDW.

We were walking through the castle in the Magic Kingdom and a man and woman were walking in front of us. All of a sudden we heard the man yell at his wife, "I don't care what you say, I cant't survive on one hotdog a day!"

Needless to say, we found his statement very amusing and we still think about it today.
 
joel_maxwell

joel_maxwell

Permanent Resident of EPCOT
jlmct52 said:
The funniest thing I've ever heard was back in 1995 when my brother, sister-in-law and myself took a trip to WDW.

We were walking through the castle in the Magic Kingdom and a man and woman were walking in front of us. All of a sudden we heard the man yell at his wife, "I don't care what you say, I cant't survive on one hotdog a day!"

Needless to say, we found his statement very amusing and we still think about it today.
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Man, now that is funny!

I heard a kid around 10 years old telling other kids the same age that E:E does 2 loops inside the mountain. The reason it was funny is that the other kids werent tall enough to ride yet... so it was like he was bragging that he survived and was a stud.
 
WishingOnAStar

WishingOnAStar

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We were in line to meet Terk at DAK and the lady in front of us turned around and asked, "Who is this?" I informed her it was Terk from Tarzan and she then said, "Oh I guess I haven't seen a lot of these movies but I did know Tumbaa and Pimon earlier." :brick:Ok, not knowing Terk from Tarzan is tolerable but not knowing Timon and Pumbaa!!! C'mon! She should have been escorted off property
 
LucyintheSky

LucyintheSky

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I know I've told this story before, but it's still the most jaw-dropping thing I've ever heard someone say.

I was in Epcot years ago, walking in that area between FW and WS. I had stopped for some reason and overheard a group near me. A man is looking at SSE and says, "I can't believe they tore down that beautiful castle and put up that stupid ball!" I looked at him and was about to laugh, thinking he was joking, but I stopped because he looked confused and dead serious. The other people in his group just kinda shrugged and they all moved on. I was standing there like this: :eek:
 
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joe80x86

Member
lucyinthesky said:
i know i've told this story before, but it's still the most jaw-dropping thing i've ever heard someone say.

I was in epcot years ago, walking in that area between fw and ws. I had stopped for some reason and overheard a group near me. A man is looking at sse and says, "i can't believe they tore down that beautiful castle and put up that stupid ball!" i looked at him and was about to laugh, thinking he was joking, but i stopped because he looked confused and dead serious. The other people in his group just kinda shrugged and they all moved on. I was standing there like this: :eek:
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omg:roflol:
 
PhilharMagician

PhilharMagician

Well-Known Member
LucyintheSky said:
I know I've told this story before, but it's still the most jaw-dropping thing I've ever heard someone say.

I was in Epcot years ago, walking in that area between FW and WS. I had stopped for some reason and overheard a group near me. A man is looking at SSE and says, "I can't believe they tore down that beautiful castle and put up that stupid ball!" I looked at him and was about to laugh, thinking he was joking, but I stopped because he looked confused and dead serious. The other people in his group just kinda shrugged and they all moved on. I was standing there like this: :eek:
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I would have lost it if I heard that!:lol:
 
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rockstarprinces

New Member
I was working at the Studios one night during a special event when a guest stopped me to ask some questions about some of the ride locations.

After answering them he looked up at the Big Hat and said "so they put the Hat up for night and the Castle up for day?" I tried not to laugh as I tried to explain that Magic Kingdom is a different park. He then asked me how I liked working at Magic Kingdom and I told him that I liked working at the Studios just fine.

That still doesn't compare to the guests that bring the "park down I4" maps up to me and ask me how to get to the Mummy ride. Several different times.
 
jennc2001

jennc2001

New Member
LucyintheSky said:
I know I've told this story before, but it's still the most jaw-dropping thing I've ever heard someone say.

I was in Epcot years ago, walking in that area between FW and WS. I had stopped for some reason and overheard a group near me. A man is looking at SSE and says, "I can't believe they tore down that beautiful castle and put up that stupid ball!" I looked at him and was about to laugh, thinking he was joking, but I stopped because he looked confused and dead serious. The other people in his group just kinda shrugged and they all moved on. I was standing there like this: :eek:
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LOL!! that is pretty dang funny!! :lol:
 
Mrs. Jobson

Mrs. Jobson

Active Member
We were waiting for a bus at Pop Century and we overheard a man ask the driver if the bus is going to Cocoa Beach!:ROFLOL:We use that line all the time and just laugh.

When I was a Cast Member, a guest asked me when it was gonna stop raining.:shrug:He got mad and walked off. I could hear him telling his wife that if they (Disney) didn't stop the rain then they would have to leave.
 

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