What is the funniest thing you overheard another guest say in WDW?

[kverdon]

Back in 2000 we took my wife's nephews to WDW. The boys and I rode Kali River Rapids and just as we were to go over the last waterfall the raft spun and we 3 were on the bottom, me in the middle and one of the boys on each side. We plunged into the water and got completely, thoroughly soaked. The boys loved it and wanted to ride again so we sloshed our way up the ramp to ride again. We were so soaked we were leaving a little river of water trailing behind us as we walked.

We then met a young, newlywed, couple walking down the ramp gently arguing...

Wife... "Honey, I don't know if I want to ride this, I really don't want to get wet"

Husband..."Don't worry dear, you won't get too wet.." (ignoring the "You WILL get wet, you may get SOAKED signs").

Wife... "I REALLY don't wan't to get wet.."

Husband.."Don't worry Dear..."

This went back and forth a few time until we started to walk past them. He eyes locked on my sodden form and the rivlets of water we were leaving, her Eyes got as big as saucers and she just pointed at me and said..

"OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT THAT MAN!!!!!"

She immediately spun on her heal and ran back up the ramp.



Kevin and Mona

 

[gboiler1]

We took our daughter to Ariel's Grotto meet and greet when she was 4. We did the same when she was 5 and obviously to me it was a different Ariel, but after the book was signed and photos taken she gleefully bounded to me proclaiming "she remembered me"! The Disney magic lives on.

 

[shipley731]

My husband & I were standing in the line for a friendship boat at the international gateway & there was a family (mom, dad, girl around 5-6, & boy around 7-8) in front of us. The boys for some reason smacks the girl in the back of the head (not hard). Girl cries out. Mom says "don't hit your sister". Boy says "I didn't hit her, I was loving her hair". My husband & I did our best not to laugh out loud, but didn't succeed all that well. My husband then makes the comment to the mom, "you've got a future lawyer there". She responds "his father's a lawyer, that's where he gets it from." We did laugh out loud at that.

 

[bdearl41]

This isn't at WDW, but still hilarious. One time on a cruise, after we had gotten on the ship, there was a lady yelling at the purser saying she didnt pay all of that money to have a view of the parking lot for the whole week from her balcony.

 

[FettFan]

Do these stairs go up or down.

"They go up!"

 

[Tom]

We took our daughter to Ariel's Grotto meet and greet when she was 4. We did the same when she was 5 and obviously to me it was a different Ariel, but after the book was signed and photos taken she gleefully bounded to me proclaiming "she remembered me"! The Disney magic lives on.

Hello fellow Boilermaker!

 

[midwest_mice]

Mother: Come on kids let's hurry and get to the parade
Kids: Ok
Grandma on scooter: Wait up, this thing can't go any faster, this is bull$%&!

Honest to God, I actually heard it.

 

[midwest_mice]

Waiting at bus stop "Does the Hollywood Studios bus really mean Universal Studios?"

 

[PrincessAlice89]

on one of our first trips to Disney World, I can clearly remember my baby sister looking up at me as we were leaving Mk our first night and whispering "is Florida closing?"