What If… Season 2 [HYPE THREAD]

[TheOriginalTiki]

Have fun with the constant breakdowns, entitled locals, and complete lack of personal space in the walkways. It's genuinely sad how visiting Disneyland feels straight up unappealing to me these days.

I'm really sorry about this AGP. I genuinely hope you have an awesome trip. I've been totally disenfranchised with pretty much anything Disney outside of the Tokyo parks thanks to the insane price gauging that's going on, but that doesn't mean I have to drag others down with me into my cynicism.

 

[cdunlap]

Shang Dynasty Oracle Bone Script is an aesthetic!

Yes, this evolves into modern Chinese!

 

[cdunlap]

This afternoon, my school’s vice principal forgot to turn off the intercom after doing an announcement and everyone in the school had to listen to her and another staff member have a conversation about their plans after the end of the day and the other faculty member’s whereabouts last week. I called it “The Afternoon Entertainment” because it seemed entertaining to my 6th Period class!

 

[cdunlap]

My school is trying to use modern slang in the announcements because, to quote my vice principal directly, “It is how the youths speak!” and, by God, it rubs my soul the wrong way. They literally used Sus in a complete sentence multiple times today!

 

[Lord Fozzinator]

My school is trying to use modern slang in the announcements because, to quote my vice principal directly, “It is how the youths speak!” and, by God, it rubs my soul the wrong way. They literally used Sus in a complete sentence multiple times today!

The fact that type of slang is barely used in my school just makes it even funnier.

 

[cdunlap]

So, I talked about Taoism with a girl in my World History class today!

 

[cdunlap]

The fact that type of slang is barely used in my school just makes it even funnier.

You have a blessed existence free of all of that “slang” that desecrates the English language!

 

[Lord Fozzinator]

So, I talked about Taoism with a girl in my World History class today!

Bro tying to hit. Nice

 

[cdunlap]

Bro tying to hit. Nice

I wouldn’t go that far, but I will admit that she knew a lot about ancient Chinese philosophy!

 

[cdunlap]

I drew this Ming Dynasty-inspired piece yesterday

Here's the art I took inspiration from:

 

[ThemeParkPriest]

Hi I know its last minute but can I join? I have never done anything like this before but it looked like fun

Hey...it doesn't look like you've been on here since 10/22 but maybe the competition will be a reason to come back to the Forum!

 

[cdunlap]

Hey...it doesn't look like you've been on here since 10/22 but maybe the competition will be a reason to come back to the Forum!

Oh, I haven’t seen them doing anything really. (0 disrespect to @Sillyolbear_18)

 

[TheOriginalTiki]

I could totally see this ride system popping off for the Mary Poppins attraction Epcot was planning.

 

[Chaos Cat]

New Build-out from Park Lore; this time for Animal Kingdom:

Disney's Animal Kingdom – An Armchair Imagineering Build-Out | Park Lore

A hand-drawn "Blue Sky Build-Out" of Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park with new rides, attractions, and lands including Beastly Kingdom.

parklore.com

 

[Lord Fozzinator]

New Build-out from Park Lore; this time for Animal Kingdom:

Disney's Animal Kingdom – An Armchair Imagineering Build-Out | Park Lore

A hand-drawn "Blue Sky Build-Out" of Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park with new rides, attractions, and lands including Beastly Kingdom.

parklore.com

Gravity Falls and Bugs land seem like really odd picks for lands but everything else is good.

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

DC was well represented 🩷

 

[TheOriginalTiki]

I'm a genuine loser of a "human being". Not only did I not have anything to do last night, every time I would ask a friend what their plans were I'd get ghosted. I'm a genuinely awful excuse for a person and I don't deserve friends in the slightest. I freaking hate myself. Everyone on the face of the Earth would rather die than spend any amount of time with me on a social level. I'm a freak of the highest order.

 

[WaltWiz1901]

New Build-out from Park Lore; this time for Animal Kingdom:

Disney's Animal Kingdom – An Armchair Imagineering Build-Out | Park Lore

A hand-drawn "Blue Sky Build-Out" of Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park with new rides, attractions, and lands including Beastly Kingdom.

parklore.com

Gave it a read just now, and I've gotta say, Mr. Krosnick has done a great job - even if a few of his land choices did come out of left field (at least to this reader).

Spoiler

At least one of these lands will appear in one of my blue sky parks...not gonna give away too much beyond that

 

[Architectural Guinea Pig]

New Build-out from Park Lore; this time for Animal Kingdom:

Disney's Animal Kingdom – An Armchair Imagineering Build-Out | Park Lore

A hand-drawn "Blue Sky Build-Out" of Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park with new rides, attractions, and lands including Beastly Kingdom.

parklore.com

OMG YES

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

I'm a genuine loser of a "human being". Not only did I not have anything to do last night, every time I would ask a friend what their plans were I'd get ghosted. I'm a genuinely awful excuse for a person and I don't deserve friends in the slightest. I freaking hate myself. Everyone on the face of the Earth would rather die than spend any amount of time with me on a social level. I'm a freak of the highest order.

Not at all, dude! I would have been happy to kick it with you on Halloween if we weren’t three time zones apart