Odds....no plans have been finalized, let us put some numbers on possible happenings....as per the usual the house gets the juice.
1) Spaceship Earth becomes Time Racers....(1.5:1)
2) Spaceship Earth is narrated by Gilbert Gottfried reprising his smash hit role from the Tiki birds (40:1)
3) The rain forest roller coaster inspires a generation to appreciate the importance of roller coasters and their impact on the fragile rain forest ecosystem (1.2:1)
4) The triangles on the WS lagoon walkway are indeed drones. Not only are they drones, they comprise the new future security force that will eventually patrol the entirety of the resort. The first guest that gets remotely tasered will be on page 4 of The Sentinel. (1:1)
5) At a meeting, someone points out the best way to get ROI on a hedge maze is to have a kiosk somewhere in the aforementioned maze. Disney's best kept secret is perfect thematically. (2:1)
6) Half of Communicore is kept when it is realized that Starbucks expansion is inevitable and desirable. Especially, since Starbucks is one of the things that makes WDW unique. (1:1)
7) A Land pavilion expansion occurs when concern over places to eat in EPCOT becomes overwhelming and it is pointed out that The Land a) only has two places to eat and b) does have as much to do with agriculture as it does a digital Taj Mahal. (5:1)
8) It is revealed that the real reason for the "Create a Timeless Memory" slogan was so that Disney could get out of the 20 year LoL contracts (otherwise the tombstones are around until 2027). Timeless is argued by Disney's Dream Team to mean, without regard to time. The success of this tactic is debated since it is rumored that the out of court settlement is what forced MouseGears to remain open. (8:1)
9) In an effort to really sell the idea of more generalized themes that take no thought or effort, the long overdue Illuminations remake is called - "Hey Everybody, Look Up at the Cool Stuff". (6:1)
10) In an effort to tie two incredibly important IPs together, the rescue manatees are dressed up as mermaids. This causes much debate as many argue that the manatees seem to like it. (12:1)
11) An era of "good feelings" is ushered in by the WS lagoon walkway system, since more interactions mean that people realize Worldy, the WS lagoon monster of rumors, is actually quite friendly. Also, the new walkways mean the re institution of WS lagoon lifeguard system. (8:1)
12) The success of Captain EO emboldens management to re-release "Magic Journeys" as cutting edge. (3:1)
13) Further concern about the lack of eateries causes the construction of a new "Restaurant" pavilion that features restaurants from our past, present, and possible future. Fourteen restaurants in all. Also, the idea of keeping F&W open in February (the only month it isn't operating at this point) is floated. No one knows why Phil keeps bring up "The Odyssey (isn't that the diaper changing, M:S sickness area?)" at the meeting.
14) Having Dreamfinder and the purple thing in the background mural of the 12.5 mile queue before boarding the overly long (what with today's attention spans) 2 minute and 12 second, Moana's Imagination brought to you by Inside Out seems to pacify the weirdos (1:1).
15) EPCOT is renamed
a) Phil (9:1)
b) Island of Adventures (2:1) note: The effort to attract confused tourists has never been fully abandoned
c) IPCOT (7:1) note: started as message board snark somewhere on the internetz, but it fits and everyone will still know which park
d) Disney Park 2 (Simple and removes all those old fashioned thematic requirements which require up to 5 minutes of thought for a good idea)
