WDWMagic Wrestlemania

[DarkImage4]

On the MagicTron....

The Dark Image is seen walking down a hallway...talking out loud....

"The evil deeds of some here in WDWME go much further than even I could have imagined...perhaps my sight has been clouded...perhaps I must focus....Darrel is the root of the problems around right now....but others are walking the dark path...their demons taking control of their actions...."

Image stops, and we see him staring at a row of dressing rooms labelled "Judge Darrel", "The Spider" & "Freak"...

"An example must be made...someone must pay....so that others can fear their own realities...."

Image begins to walk towards the doors...as the screen fades to black....

 

[WDWspider]

:lookaroun

 

[MKCustodial]

*mumbles to himself in his dressing room, rubbing his temples*

All right, another day, another dollar. But I seriously don't know how much more I can take of this... Rainbows, cotton candy... And that *bleep* song is driving me NUTS!

Well, let's keep going, on with the show. Hopefully, it'll end soon.

*stands up and leaves*

 

[WDWspider]

Matches in place for Thursday Splashdown so far:

1. Contradiction vs. Maelstrom & David Jr (Tag Title/WDWME Contract Match)

2. Spider & Ophelia vs. Freak & Sparky (Intergender Tag Match)

Just announced

3. Archidan the Hockey Man vs. All Star Mickey Turbo (First Blood Match)

One or two will be filled before tomorrow night, since the First Match is propably over before it begins. :lol:

Don't miss the special PPV event "WDWME babes at Caribbean Beach Resort" for only $19.95, call your cable or Directv operators and order now.

pssst... Archidan, did you really want to be a nerd wrestler? I hope you like using the Hockey gimmick better.

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by MKCustodial
*mumbles to himself in his dressing room, rubbing his temples*

All right, another day, another dollar. But I seriously don't know how much more I can take of this... Rainbows, cotton candy... And that *bleep* song is driving me NUTS!

:lol: :sohappy:

 

[WDWspider]

*Ophelia & Spider return to dressing room to find it has been turned upside down*

Spider:

Darn that Freak. What is his problem?

*Ophelia investigates a little closer*

Ophelia:

Spider... I don't think that Freak did this at all.

Spider:

The dWo?

Ophelia:

No. I don't think so... it almost looks like there was some reason behind this mess. I've noticed a few of my things are missing. *Ophelia notices a Dark Image in the doorway. She turns around and nothing* Spider, I think we need to talk about...

*Spider reaches in his bag where he finds a note and reads it*

Spider:

Uh... not now Ophelia... we'll talk later. *Spider rushes out the door leaving Ophelia*

*Back in the dressing room Ophelia opens her locker door and finds a message written on the back*

The Message reads "Your past lies in your future! I know who you are, I know what you did."

Ophelia:

*whispering* "But that was so long ago... how could anybody have found out..."

 

[MKCustodial]

Hmmmm... Interesting... The plot thickens even more! :lol:




Man, I miss WWE! It's like a soap opera, but with much more gratuitious violence! :hammer:

 

[WDWspider]

*Wonderful thing avout Tiggers starts playing*

*Tigger Lov comes hoping out on her custom Orange striped pogo stick*

*Tigger Lov gets off*

Tigger Lov:

In honor of our special PPV, "The WDWME babes at Caribbean Beach Resort" coming on tonight for only $19.95, the girls and I thought we'd have a special promotional Wet T-shirt match tonight. That's right. Let me explain... Hot Tamale, Mrs. A$$, and myself will be in a handicapped match up against anyone willing to come out tonight and press there luck. For 15 minutes it will be an open contest. The sign up sheets are in the back, first signed up, is first one to try. If you are thrown out of the ring or pinned, then you must leave, and the next member signed up gets to come out and try. The prize, well... the last person remaining in the ring when the time is up gets a copy of our PPV special on DVD and an opportunity of a lifetime. They will get to dump a bucket of water all over our long t-shirts. Nothing underneath I might add .:animwink: So if you aren't in a match tonight get signed up and may all your wet dreams come true. :zipit:

 

[WDWspider]

Matches in place for Thursday Splashdown:

1. Contradiction vs. Maelstrom & David Jr (Tag Title/WDWME Contract Match)

2. Archidan the Hockey Man vs. All Star Mickey Turbo (First Blood Match)

3. Mrs. A$$, Hot Tamale, & Tigger Lov vs. open invitation (Handicapped 15 minute Wet T-shirt match)

4. Spider & Ophelia vs. Freak & Sparky (Intergender Tag Match)

Don't miss the special PPV event "WDWME babes at Caribbean Beach Resort" for only $19.95, call your cable or Directv operators and order now.

 

[MerHearted]

*The Barber walks around backstage, when he is drawn to a dressing room*

Barber: Hey, is that the...

Perfect: Yes it is *holds and polishes the Stanley Cup in his arms*

Barber: What are you doing with the Stanley Cup?

Perfect: It's mine, I won it.

Barber: What? How?

Perfect: I beat all the other teams, stupid.

Barber: What? You don't play in the NHL. How can you win the Stanley Cup without a team?

Perfect: Pfft... shows what you know. I'm MSU. I win everything. And you know why? Cause I'm perfect! *flashes a smile*

*The Barber leaves the room completely baffled*

 

[CmdrTostada]

Perfect I'm calling you out, you ruined my chance to shine on Moday night, and now you go and steal the Stanley Cup. You know that cup will rightly belong to Tampa Bay this year. I challenge you to a Stanley Cup ladder match! *Cheers of the fans of All Star*

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by MerHearted
*The Barber walks around backstage, when he is drawn to a dressing room*

Barber: Hey, is that the...

Perfect: Yes it is *holds and polishes the Stanley Cup in his arms*

Barber: What are you doing with the Stanley Cup?

Perfect: It's mine, I won it.

Barber: What? How?

Perfect: I beat all the other teams, stupid.

Barber: What? You don't play in the NHL. How can you win the Stanley Cup without a team?

Perfect: Pfft... shows what you know. I'm MSU. I win everything. And you know why? Cause I'm perfect! *flashes a smile*

*The Barber leaves the room completely baffled*

:lol: LMAO!!! :lol: Yeah... that sounds about right :lol: :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by MerHearted
*The Barber walks around backstage, when he is drawn to a dressing room*

Barber: Hey, is that the...

Perfect: Yes it is *holds and polishes the Stanley Cup in his arms*

Barber: What are you doing with the Stanley Cup?

Perfect: It's mine, I won it.

Barber: What? How?

Perfect: I beat all the other teams, stupid.

Barber: What? You don't play in the NHL. How can you win the Stanley Cup without a team?

Perfect: Pfft... shows what you know. I'm MSU. I win everything. And you know why? Cause I'm perfect! *flashes a smile*

*The Barber leaves the room completely baffled*

*The Barber trips over the Heisman and Vince Lombardi trophies as he leaves*

 

[CmdrTostada]

Now you have to go and steal the Lombardi trophy from Tampa Bay. Shame on you perfect

 

[WDWspider]

Originally posted by Turbogames
Now you have to go and steal the Lombardi trophy from Tampa Bay. Shame on you perfect

Edit to match that All Star was in already. :lol:

It will now be a First Blood Triple Threat Match:

Archidan the Hockey Man vs. All Star Mickey Turbo vs. Mr. Perfect

All three of these die hard atheletes should be quite tough to draw blood, but we shall see.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Sparky and Freak are spotted in the mechanical room of the stadium

Sparky: "Freaky, what are we doing down here?"

Freak: "Well, we're here because I want to show you something...we have a match coming up and I just want to prepare you for something"

Sparky: "Is the Spiderdork down here?"

Freak: "No, but...I just want to make sure you can handle this..."

Sparky: "Handle what??? I can take Ophelia and if Spiderweenie gets near me...he better watch out..."

Freak: "No...I want you to be able to handle the horror"

Sparky: "The horror?"

Freak: *points up to corner*

Sparky: "It's just a spider"

Freak: *takes Spider in hand* "See...there is a similarity to this spider and Spider-man..." *squishes spider* "The both make a cool cracking sound when squashed by a Freak"

Both: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Freak puts dead spider in mouth*

Sparky: "You make sure you brush after that"

*Freak chomps....then spits spider out...*

Freak: "See that Spider-man...get in my way and I'll eat you up and spit you out"

 

[MerHearted]

*Perfect walks past the two and looks at them.*

Perfect: Pffft!

*Perfect then grabs another spider dangling from the ceiling, tosses it in his mouth, chews, spits it out, and swats it in midair with his hand*

Perfect: You see that? Perfect!

*Perfect then walks away as Freak and Sparky look confused*

 

[WDWspider]

*Magictron comes on with two Voodoo dolls vaguely resembling Freak and Sparky*

Voodoo Freak:

I think I'm a super hero. All I have to do is stick my arms out and say swoosh and I can fly.

Voodoo Sparky:

Oh... my hero. I'm only 3 sparks short of a four cylinder. I'd follow you anywhere Freaky baby. If you jumped off a bridge, then I would too.

Voodoo Freak:

Either I should consider myself lucky or I have been hit in the head with Lightning one too many times to have such a dim witted gal like you.

Voodoo Sparky:

hehehhehehehehehehhehe. You say the sweetest things.

*Camera zooms out to Ophelia*

Ophelia:

Freak, you are messing with powers far greater than you could understand *takes Voodoo Freak doll, Pins his knees then takes his head, twists it, then rips it off* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Don't worry. The Freak is fine... for now. You must use the proper incantations and have a personal article for a real Voodoo doll to be used. Besides... I find there is a lot more gratification in Doing the Job in person. You joke about what a Scaredy Cat Y2A is, and I agree. But, you my friends are far too confident in your limited abilities and cheap lighting trickery. Spider and I may just be two people but we bring a whole world of experience, cunning, and strength to the match tonight.

*Magictron turns off*

 

[CmdrTostada]

Originally posted by spider-man
Edit to match that All Star was in already. :lol:

It will now be a First Blood Triple Threat Match:

Archidan the Hockey Man vs. All Star Mickey Turbo vs. Mr. Perfect

All three of these die hard atheletes should be quite tough to draw blood, but we shall see.

I didnt even realize I was in a match already lol. And edit to my challenge. If it is possible, I challenge Perfect MSU to a stanley cup ladder match at the PPV special.

 

[WDWspider]

Originally posted by Turbogames
I didnt even realize I was in a match already lol

:lol: It's ok. It's bound to happen some. We got a lot going on.:lol: At one time we were talking on Thursday Morning, then we went back to after Monday Night, but as long as we keep the overall flow of things, who cares. :lol: