Contradiction vs. Maelstrom & David Jr (Tag Title/WDWME Contract Match):
Maelstrom and David enter first to an eruption of boos. Contradiction then enters to a mixed reaction. Fievel and Maelstrom start it off. Fievel hits Maelstrom with a series of swift moves, but Maelstrom is able to block most of them. Maelstroms take the advantage and hits a belly-to-back suplex on Fievel. Maelstrom spends another minute working on Fievel, keeping him away from his corner. David is then tagged in for the double team. Maelstrom picks Fievel up, and David jumps off the turnbuckle for a spike piledriver. David follows up by stomping on him in the corner. It looks like this new team is too much for Fievel. David then takes the time to take off his shirt and flex his muscles for the crowd. Fievel takes the opportunity and rolls up David from behind. He gets two count. Fievel now mounts the offensive, hitting David from every direction. He then tries to whip David into the corner, but David counters and whips Fievel into the coner instead. David proceeds to gloat until he realizes that he threw Fievel into his own corner. Grizz is tagged in and stares down the much smaller David. But David does not back down, displaying much overconfidence and decides to flex in front of Grizz's face. Grizz reacts by grabbing David and squeezing the life out of him with a bearhug. Maelstrom tries to break up the hold, but Fievel takes him out. Grizz violently swings David's limp body around until the ref calls for the bell, declaring him unable to finish the match. The winners and still tag champions are Contradiction.
Archidan the Hockey Man vs. All Star Mickey Turbo vs. Mr. Perfect (First Blood Triple Threat Match):
Archidan enters first with a pair of hockey sticks. Turbo enters next. Perfect then slowly makes his way to the ring. Turbo grabs Archidan's waist and takes him to the mat. He's trying to use his shoot-style fighting, but it's a question if it will work in this type of match. Perfect, meanwhile, watches the two from the apron, not yet entering the ring. Turbo continues to try his shoot-fighting, now on top of Archidan, punching him in the head. Archidan, however, quickly knocks him off and grabs his hockey sticks. He swings one at Turbo, but Turbo ducks. Unfortunately, Turbo ducked right into the other hockey stick, sending a gash across his face. Turbo is eliminated from the match. Archidan starts to celebrate, but he is tapped on the shoulder. He turns around to have Perfect spit his gum at him. The gum hits him in the nose, causing a nosebleed. The bell rings and the match is awarded the Perfect.
Mrs. A$$, Hot Tamale, & Tigger Lov vs. open invitation (Handicapped 15 minute Wet T-shirt match):
The music of each woman plays as they enter the ring. Each is wearing wrestling bottoms and a t-shirt with obviously nothing underneath. Lov calls out for the first challenger. The first wrestler is Crimson Chin. Chin quickly runs to the ring and tackles Lov. But A$$ and Tamale immediately jump on his back. With Tamale grabbing his arms and A$$ his feet, they fling him out of the ring. The next challenger is called out, it's RPG! He's taking this quite seriously as he hits the women with a barrage of aerial assaults. He piles A$$ on top of Tamale and hits rolling wonder on them. He doesn't care that they are women, or perhaps, he just really wants to soak them. Whatever the reason, he's cleaning house. Soon, Lov is able to catch him and jumps on his back. Tamale then helps bend him over. A$$ then gets in front of him and unleashes her Flatulator. RPG quickly succumbs to the stench and collapses, allowing the ladies to pin him. The next challenger is Spongescott. As he enters the ring, the three women gave him a seductive look and he immediately drops to the ground and yells "Pin me, baby!" The three gals jump on him for the pinfall, but Spongescott seems quite delighted by it. Afterwards, another three wrestlers are eliminated. There is only a minute left, can anyone beat these women? Just then, a hard rock song is played on the speakers and out emerges... Alita! Nothing said another woman couldn't be a challenger. She quickly charges the ring and takes down Lov and A$$ with a double clothesline. She then picks up A$$, bends her in Tamale's direction, and kicks her in the gut, forcing A$$ to hit Tamale with the Flatulator. Alita then jumps on the top rope and hits her moonsault on Lov for the pinfall with only seconds remaining. She follows up by grabbing the buckets of water at ringside and splashing all the ladies with them to the delight of the crowd. Alita then dances on top of the turnbuckle to the cheers of the fans.
Spider & Ophelia vs. Freak & Sparky (Intergender Tag Match):
Welcome to the Jungle!
*Spider and Ophelia enter*
Get Ur Freak On HAHAHAHAHA!
*Freak and Sparky enter*
The match starts with the ladies. Sparky runs at Ophelia, who jumps and takes her down with a headscissors. Ophelia follows up with a legdrop. She then picks up Sparky and twists her arms, but Sparky responds by kicking Ophelia in the face. The two fight back and forth for another minute or so. Sparky has Ophelia down and tags in Freak. Freak picks up Ophelia and drops her on Sparky's bent knee. Spider yells at Freak from the corner for attacking a woman. Freak responds by grabbing Ophelia's hand and slapping Spider with it, bringing him into the ring. The two exchange blows. Spider attempts to go aerial on Freak, but Freak keeps him on the ground with some mat wrestling. Another 5 minutes go by with the two duking it out. Freak has Spider dazed and signals to the crowd for some Freak chin music, but as he attempts to kick Spider, Spider ducks and clips him in the leg. With Freak down, Spider takes the advantage by jumping on him and locking on his Spider Bite submission. Freak desperately tries to reach for the ropes, but Ophelia kicks his hand away. Freaks then summons up his strength and freaks up. He is able to get on his feet and with Spider on his back, Freak twists him and hits the vertefreaker. Freak catches his breath and mockingly poses in front of Ophelia. With the ref looking elsewhere, Ophelia kicks Freak below the belt, sending him to the ground. This angers Sparky, who leaves her corner, and tackles Ophelia. The two ladies now grab and scream as they roll around on the mat. Freak recovers from his wound and now returns to finish off Spider. Just then, Y2A runs down to the ring and with the ref distracted with the women, smacks Freak upside the head with a steel chair. He then pulls Spider on top on Freak. The ref breaks up the catfight and sees Spider pinning Freak. He counts 1,2,3 and awards the match to Spider and Ophelia. Spider, not knowing what happened, looks up on stage and sees Y2A. The show ends with Y2A exclaiming "Now... we're even!"
