WDW Magic Bar-Room Brawl 3:more than the happiest place on earth...=)

unkadug

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and quickly shrinks down to normal size...It's OK...It happens to all guys.

Once in there, he decides to try and speed the ride up and heads to the control room. Flips a few switches and HM is now set to move 10x faster than it was. The 50 Brazilians get on the stalled ride after cutting in front of a long line of people. SAV flips the switch and runs out. Screams are heard...

The HM now has 1049 happy haunts! :D
 

WDWmazprty

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Being on the ride as it goes that fast does something to the brazilians. As they get off the ride it seems they're all in some sort of stupor; like they were....zombies!

As soon as they see park guests they immediatly chase them down wanting they brains, flesh, and refillable resort mugs. It's a horrible sight to see. Me, SAV, trr1, and unkadug look at each other wondering what we're going to do.....
 

SAV

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We form that plan. WDWMaz and Unkadug set out to round up all the rest of the Brazilian tour groups and lead them to Tom Sawyer Island. Like "The Stork" in Animal House, WDWmaz, pushes their flag leader out of the way and marches them over. Most are busy looking at their SmartPhones and yelling to know what is happening.

trr1 and SAV round up the Zombie Brazillians and take them onto the Riverboat for safe keeping. As they wander the boat chanting "Braiiins....Braiiins...Braiiins", SAV lets out an evil laugh.
 

WDWmazprty

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As the Disney zombies feast on the chanting brazilians, we set the riverboat on fire and do away with all of them at once. While the boat is engulfed in flames and the screams of zombies and brazilians can be heard as far away as Animal Kingdom; Me, SAV, and the rest of the group decide to get some food at Cosmic Rays.

We walk in and something seems very strange with our beloved space lounge........
 

SAV

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The place is completely empty...not a soul. Even the CM's have left. SAV decides to whip up some burgers for the boys.

"Cheeborger...Cheeborger...Cheeborger...no fries, Chip. No Coke...Pepsi!!" are heard. Soon, a few of the curious people peek in to see what's happening. Then a few more and once again we have a massive party going on. Food for everyone!!!!
 

WDWmazprty

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As SAV cooks up the burgers, I get on and start frying up some fish, making my signature chili, and mixing some cocktails. As everyone stuffs there face with culinary awesomeness, we get word that the other parks are also celebrating!

DHS, Epcot, and AK are full of music and food. We party all night long and crash towards the morning.

As I start to open my eyes, I see I'm the first one up. I notice something very alarming.

Cindy's Castle is gone! I head over to Epcot and SSE is gone! DHS- ToT and the hat is gone (some may not mind the hat being gone :drevil:) AK- the Tree of Life is gone too!

What happened? Who did this? I wake up SAV and the others.....
 

SAV

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"What the...They're all gone?" This can only be the work of one person. So SAV, WDWmaz and the boys set out to find...
 

WDWmazprty

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STITCH!!!!!!!

He left his footprints everywhere. I knew he was mischievous, but we didnt think he'd go this far!

Me, SAV, and the rest of the gang decide to call up reinforcements. We call...
 

SAV

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Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Hook, Captain Ahab, Captain Morgan & Coke, Captain Kangaroo, Captain America and Captain & Tenille.

They all rush over, but soon are all fighting amongst themselves because each one thinks they are in charge.

While this is all going on...
 

trr1

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I scream at them that we are in charge and they settle down
then sav and the rest of us tell them the plan to get all the weenies except for the BAH back
 

SAV

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Everyone is on board except for Captain & Tenille. They don't like violence and think that "love will keep us together". Capt' Jack sneaks around back of them while they are being berated by Captain Ahab, scoops them up in a giant net and hangs them off of the Tronorail to get them out of the way. Captain Kangaroo, being the former Marine, ripped off the costume to reveal full combat gear..."Let's GO" was all he exclaimed.

The planning was now complete and we all move out.
 

trr1

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after looking around we found half the missing items at Legoland and the other half in a hanger at NASA's Kennedy Space Center being made into the next space shuttle replacement!!!
 

WDWmazprty

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After the icons are found, half of the group decide to go after Stitch. We split up and decide to scour all 4 parks and the resorts. Me and SAV decide to start in the most logical place and head over to the Poly. trr1 heads up the other groups and starts in MK and EPCOT.
 

trr1

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everyone at WDW is weeping because of the 44th anniversary of Walt's death
the flags are lowered to half mast and admission if free, however everyone donates the price of admission to Walt's favorite charity .
 

SAV

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Soon the parks swell to capacity, tempers flare and chaos ensues. Luckily we have all seen this before and we retreat to the secret water portal to plan out how we are going to calm the crowds and take our parks back. SAV goes to get a mosquito net, bed roll and case of Jaegermeister. Trr1 gets some scuba gear, night vision goggles and a french maid outfit. WDWmaz rounds up 73 walkie talkies, 100 yards of twine and a Mountain goat. Unkadug falls asleep on the couch.
 

WDWmazprty

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We gather together with our supplies, and as I prime the walkie talkies a voice is heard over one or them. It's.......
 

trr1

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it is Walt and boy is he ed at the head of his company
he decides to join us in taking back his park and getting things fixed the way he wanted!!!!!
 

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