WDW Magic Bar-Room Brawl 3:more than the happiest place on earth...=)

[SAV]

We rush over to find the Yeti has lost control and is in HYPER-A mode. It is swinging around and trashed the track and evrything around it. Which caused it to fall off of it's mounts. It kept on swinging and soon it took Expedition Everest down to rubble. Still swinging around, it goes into the lake and is uncontrollably crushing anything in it's path. We have to act quick to catch the beast and save AK. We jump into separate boats with harpoons and ropes in tow.

 

[WDWmazprty]

We get on either side of the yeti and wrap its legs up -a la Luke Skywalker style- and bring it down. It happens to land on the American Idol theater crushing it to bits.

 

[SAV]

It's arms still flailing, it tosses SAV through the air and into the Tree of Life. "OH...You wanna play that way", says SAV. "OK...You're gonna regret that move...YETI!!!". So SAV makes his way down the tree and and grabs 11 sticks of Dynamite and a match. He heads towards the Yeti.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As SAV stuffs every oriface of the yeti with dynamite, I clear the area of all the guests and looky-loos who wanna see the yeti eat it. Of course, as soon as SAV lights the sticks, smoke starts pouring out of the ToT. What now!?!?!

 

[NYwdwfan]

SAV screams, "It's gonna blow", and everyone starts running for cover. "Under the hat!" yells NYwdwfan, "It's got to be good for SOMETHING!". Just then TOT explodes - debris flying everywhere. The hat catches fire and disintigrates instantly. Turns out it wasn't good for ANYTHING - but at least it's gone!

 

[SAV]

Soon after that, the Yeti blows up into a million pieces. AK is saved. SAV and WDWmaz go to Epcot to celebrate. They pick up some princesses on the way over. As they take the boat across, Ariel jumps in the water to show off. Soon everyone on the boat jumps in too. 'PARTY IN THE WATER' SAV exclaims!!!!

 

[WDWmazprty]

While the party is going on with the princesses in the water, suddenly the lights go out in the whole park, everything electric has turned off. The park is pitch black and all we can hear are screams of fear and confusion. Me and SAV check it out....

 

[SAV]

We put on our night vision goggles and make our way to shore. As we approach France, we see 2 silhouettes sneaking around in the dark. They are making their way over the bridge to England.

 

[WDWmazprty]

The two figures are cloaked in black robes. Even with our night vision goggles, all we can tell is that they are huge, hulking beings. Who or what has made their way into World Showcase? Are they hostile? What do they want? Where are they from? Me and SAV decide to pursue them, but we also agree we may need some backup just in case.....

 

[SAV]

We grab trr1, unkadug and some of the cooks from Teppan Edo for backup. We pretend we're drunk and stumble around so we don't raise suspicion. Soon, we are close enough to make out the faces of the black robed figures. It is...

 

[WDWmazprty]

We get a look at the faces of our unknown intruders and it seems to be Beast and Sweetums from the Muppets. Obviously, people in the costumes walking around the parks trying to do harm. But why? They dont see us, so we split up and try to create a perimeter. They make there way into Les Chefs de France and we sit and wait patiently seeing what will happen next.....

 

[trr1]

as the Beast and Sweetums show up we jump them and fillet them so the
chefs at Les Chefs de France can make a meal for the crowds at epcot

 

[SAV]

Ready to celebrate, we head over to the party in the water to find that everyone had left and went for the free meal at Le Chef's. Upset, SAV jumps into the water and goes into the secret underwater portal.

 

[trr1]

SAV reemerges in the seven seas lagoon and heads to the magic kindom to takes his anger out there on IASW

 

[SAV]

As I head in, the music starts to calm me down and before you know it, I am mellow and happy again. As I come out of the ride, I trip on a stroller...imagine that. Starting to get angry again, I get whacked by a backpack person not paying attention and slinging it over their shoulder. Next an ECV backs into me!! The happiness is turning to fury!!!

 

[unkadug]

As I head in, the music starts to calm me down and before you know it, I am mellow and happy again. As I come out of the ride, I trip on a stroller...imagine that. Starting to get angry again, I get whacked by a backpack person not paying attention and slinging it over their shoulder. Next an ECV backs into me!! The happiness is turning to fury!!!

Meanwhile a group of 50 teenage Brazilian cheerleaders cuts in line in front of you.

 

[WDWmazprty]

SAV, experiencing a flood of emotions, mostly frutration and rage from the ECV's and backpack man, stroller, and the 50 Brazilians that cut in front of him; starts to change suddenly into a green hulking beast!
Soon SAV is 15 feet tall and very angry.

 

[trr1]

seeing that every part of SAV has grown in proporton to his tranformation
all the females and some males start chasing him to sample this mighty
manhood.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As SAV is chased all throughout the park, he notices that all the lights are going out gradually. The only lights that are on are the ones in and around the Haunted Mansion. He slips quickly in there....

 

[SAV]

and quickly shrinks down to normal size...It's OK...It happens to all guys.

Once in there, he decides to try and speed the ride up and heads to the control room. Flips a few switches and HM is now set to move 10x faster than it was. The 50 Brazilians get on the stalled ride after cutting in front of a long line of people. SAV flips the switch and runs out. Screams are heard...