WDW Magic Bar-Room Brawl 3:more than the happiest place on earth...=)

[WDWmazprty]

As the savage group rip Kermit to shreds, me and SAV light the area around the camp in fire so there is no escape.

As the group panics for a way out, we use our special freeze ray and freeze each and every one and then transport them over to the Jungle Cruise and make them part of the tour.

 

[SAV]

Hungry, SAV makes his way to Epcot. He has always wondered if Spaceship Earth would float. So he places some charges at the base of the support that faces the water. Makes sure the area is clear and sets them off. SSE breaks loose and rolls through the fountain and comes to rest against the Monorail track. "Darn...I hadn't thought of that", SAV exclaims. Just then, the Tronorail comes past and knocks SSE the other way and sends it rolling onto the little water squirt area. Luckily, nobody was injured in all of this.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As SSE rolls all over the World, it somehow manages to roll out of Disney and over to Universal.It proceeds to head straight for the new Potter ride and crushes it along with allof Hogwarts.

 

[SAV]

All of the potter fanatics actually think their souvenir magic wands work and try to cast a spell to make it go away. As they wave them at the rolling SSE, they are crushed like all of the cars on I-4 were as SSE rolled toward Universal.

Realizing the mistake, SAV & WDWmaz, take over a packed All-Star's transportation buss and drive over to Universal to get SSE back. The people on the bus are all ready to help. They hook their ECV's up in a line for more horse power. Everyone else lines up behind and they start to push. Soon, SSE is on it's way back to Epcot. With SSE back in place, everyone is treated to a free meal at Tutto Italia. The wine starts flowing and so do the stories. Soon, WDWmaz, trr1 and SAV go back on stage and start jamming.

 

[WDWmazprty]

We finish our set and get off stage and hear that there is a riot over at Aloha Isle. The Dole Whips have run out!!!!

We pack our gear and head on over to Adventureland, not really knowing what we're going to encounter....

 

[ScorpionX]

Why does everyone want to eat me?

 

[SAV]

People are hysterical and running all around the park. Cindy and Aurora are sobbing because they really wanted one. SAV and WDWmaz tell the princesses that they know where they can get a Dole Whip, but they have to stop crying and come with them. Of course, the princesses are drawing a crowd and there is no sneaking away. SAV whisks them all back stage through a secret door and they try to figure out disguises for the princesses. Where on earth would they be able to find a disguise at? SAV has an idea...

 

[trr1]

he dresses them up as trash bags and sneeks them out

 

[SAV]

Unfortunately, a CM Supervisor appears and tells them to leave the garbage where it is and to get into Adventureland and help to calm the savage crowd. They try to get away from him, but he walks them all the way back. Confused and now suffocating, the princesses try to escape, but can't figure out how to. Soon, they roll themselves right into the lagoon.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As the princesses fall into the lagoon we try to get them out but are distracted as an angry mob of ECV'ers and stroller freaks come rushing toward us also looking for Dole Whips.

We can do nothing but run for our lives and we're able to find 2 deserted segways. We hop on those and speed out of there. Now what?

 

[SAV]

In this situation, there is only one thing to do...DANCE!! So we jump off the Segways and start to dance. There is no music, just 2 guys cutting up the pavement. Confused, everyone stops rioting. Slowly, one by one, others join in. Soon, all of MK has forgotten about the Dole Whips and are dancing in the streets. A CM notices this and puts on some music to accompany them. SAV and WDWmaz take the opportunity to sneak out and go to find the princesses.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As we head into the lagoon, we spot a light down under the water. As SAV and me go deeper and deeper we discover that its one of the subs from 20k! As we get closer we see that the princesses have been picked up by the sub and the actual sub is entering what seems like a secret compartment in the lagoon floor. hmmmmm....

 

[SAV]

As they head into the lagoon floor, they become disoriented in the darkness. When the sub resurfaces, they are now in the World Showcase Lagoon. Unfortunately, Illuminations is going on and they feel like they are in a war zone. Loud boom's and fire surround them. SAV takes over control of the sub and like "Al Czervic" in Caddyshack, he hits it full throttle and runs into one of the fireworks barges, sending it on it's side, just as a barrage is fired. The fireworks are now being shot everywhere. The Tronorail happens to be going by and is pelted...so are the remaining brazillians. The crowds scatter as SAV takes the sub back to the depths of the Lagoon until things calm down.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As things start to calm down, and we finish returning the subs, we resurface and hear a familiar tune coming from Future World but we can't quite place it. We listen harder and walk in the direction its coming from. Its getting louder and louder and we find out its......

 

[SAV]

Bon Jovi doing a surprise concert. We head backstage to snoop around and find an envelope containing a signed 15 year contract for them to be the band featured in Rock & Roller Coaster instead of Aerosmith. We sneak off with the document so we can post it on wdwmagic.com for all to see. On the way out, we head to Japan for some saki.

 

[trr1]

after drinking saki in japan we loose the contract for aerosmith so we draw a new contract with our band taking their place

 

[SAV]

Problem is, we now have to come up with some original songs for the ride. SAV takes a stab at one and comes up with a catchy tune called "Take over the World" just by humming.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As SAV continues to brainstorm the songs, I go ahead and decide to revamp the whole ride. I add in 4 corkscrews, 3 inverted loops, 2 90 degree drops, and add a section where the ride goes through ToT. RnR is offically the best ride in DHS!

 

[SAV]

Seeing this new configuration, SAV comes up with the second song for he revamped RnRC..."Twist until you vomit". Wanting to have a little fun, SAV reverses the gears and now RnRC goes backwards through the new configuration. And another new song..."Counterclockwise" is born.

 

[WDWmazprty]

As SAV continues to be a lyrical genius, I get inspired by the songs and continue to enhance the coaster. I actually extend it to go through the Hat, The Great Movie Ride, TSMM, and above the audience in The Finding Nemo show. The ride is now 5 minutes long! I make up these unlimited fastpasses for the first 100 riders. As I start passing them out, we hear this huge explosion. But its not coming from DHS; it sounds like its coming from the Animal Kingdom area....