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Wish I could find a way to disagree with any of that, but, I'm at a loss to find fault. I don't really care enough to get my knickers in a knot, but, it does seem pretty work intensive to give the kid the same thrill as waving a flashlight in front of them while they sit in an empty cardboard box.Scorching hot take- nobody should waste money and effort taking any child under the age of six to the parks.
Between the crying, strollers, cost, the need to pack half a CVS into bags/backpacks, the crying, the lack of rides that age will enjoy, shrieking as if a banshee has possessed the kid, the crying, wanting a toy from every gift shop, instant meltdown as soon as any show starts, safety/health issues, the crying, 50% chance of them being terrified of all characters, complete lack of ability to deal with long/ hot days at the parks, and did I mention the crying?
I saw a kid today with an ice cream in one hand, tablet with Paw Patrol playing in another, just entering the park, and he was screaming as if his parents had just given little Craxxden a tetanus shot, told him Santa wasn’t real, and taken his toy away. At that point I’m pretty sure I’d just be like “You know what? The kid is just not ready for this. Let’s just try again in 2 years”
I don’t want to single out moms for this, but I think 80% of it seems to be Facebook obsessed moms (& the occasional dad) wanting to go just to post pics of little Payzleigh with Mickey, by the castle, etc, but neglect to show all of the exhausting obstacles before and after to get to that one Instagram moment.
He was probably hugging Mickey 10 minutes later. Kids are so up and down sometimes. I try hard not to make snap decisions about people after seeing them for a small moment of their day.Scorching hot take- nobody should waste money and effort taking any child under the age of six to the parks.
Between the crying, strollers, cost, the need to pack half a CVS into bags/backpacks, the crying, the lack of rides that age will enjoy, shrieking as if a banshee has possessed the kid, the crying, wanting a toy from every gift shop, instant meltdown as soon as any show starts, safety/health issues, the crying, 50% chance of them being terrified of all characters, complete lack of ability to deal with long/ hot days at the parks, and did I mention the crying?
I saw a kid today with an ice cream in one hand, tablet with Paw Patrol playing in another, just entering the park, and he was screaming as if his parents had just given little Craxxden a tetanus shot, told him Santa wasn’t real, and taken his toy away. At that point I’m pretty sure I’d just be like “You know what? The kid is just not ready for this. Let’s just try again in 2 years”
I don’t want to single out moms for this, but I think 80% of it seems to be Facebook obsessed moms (& the occasional dad) wanting to go just to post pics of little Payzleigh with Mickey, by the castle, etc, but neglect to show all of the exhausting obstacles before and after to get to that one Instagram moment.
Scorching hot take- nobody should waste money and effort taking any child under the age of six to the parks.
I agree and raise you to the age of 9. That is just my opinion.
I waited until my kids were at least 6 for no reason other then it seemed like a good time. They could communicate, you could explain things and they understood, they knew how to use a restroom and they could walk all day with no adverse reactions. They are both in their 40's now and I asked them recently about what they might have said if we had suggested strollers. There reaction was that they would have been upset... they weren't babies. Different time, I guess.Well, wouldn’t argue there, 6 would just be my bare minimum. At least by then maybe 75% of the crying has gone, and they’ll be able to go into shows and low intensity rides without losing their minds over...absolutely nothing.
I’m sure there’s an occasional precious little moment when little Snaxxleigh smiles at a bird, but again, whether it’s due to FB/IG or whatever, people seem to romanticize these moments and forget the several others where they made an appointment to get their tubes tied the following week.
My two cents, the holiday decorations come out waaayyy too early
I read that as "Flatulent Bloating/Intestinal Gas"... and it still works!...whether it’s due to FB/IG or whatever, people seem to romanticize these moments and forget the several others where they made an appointment to get their tubes tied the following week.
I don’t know why they couldn’t have both.I like Snow White's Scary Adventures better than Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. Not that the newer ride is bad, but it doesn't have any of the charm or atmosphere of the older ride IMO. Florida's version also had the best staging for the scene where the Witch tries to crush you with a rock. The other ones are too cramped in comparison (same for Toad's train tunnel).
You also didn't need to wait 2 hours to ride or get a FP+ 60 days out.
[sorry if I already said this in the thread]
I like to trick or treat while shopping for turkey while listening to Christmas music... on October 1st...My two cents, the holiday decorations come out waaayyy too early
Scorching hot take- nobody should waste money and effort taking any child under the age of six to the parks.
The AA figures are impressive, but the length of the ride really do take away from the overall experience of the ride. The way I view it, I put the same 7DMT in the same category as Nav'i River Journey. It has some impressive tech, but the length takes away from it.I'll debate you on the 7DMT, the best use of AA figures that include projection faces that I've ever seen. The only shortcoming is that it's too short (see what I did there?).
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