Earlier this year, my wife saw a sweater in Hollywood studios that she really liked, but they didn't have her size. I checked on the Shop Disney Parks App, and the only place left that had it was the gift shop at the Coronado. When we left the park, I drove over to the Coronado, told them the story, and they let us in. I went straight to the gift shop, bought the sweater, and then we left the resort.
Does your unpopular opinion rule out our situation from happening? We weren't staying at that resort (or any of them, actually) that particular weekend.