MKCustodial
Well-Known Member
Is it me, or making an attraction based on a reality show just seems wrong somehow? I mean, somebody will be rolling out a "Big Brother Park Experience" pretty soon, by the looks of it.
Ralph Wiggum said:Hulk and DD both have 'fat guy' seats equipped with dual restraints near the heartline of each train . it's actualy a disgusting fact the sleds have those seats. if you're too fat, you're too fat. skip the ride and move on to the buffet, tubby.
dxwwf3 said:That was an extremely rude post. And that's about all I have to say about it.
Ralph Wiggum said:rude, but the truth. we need special seats on attractions the same way we need to rent ECV's to the morbidly obese so they can tool around the parks to their 'special' seats.I sometimes have rude opinions.
Fear Factor Live pleases visitors, not tummies
Published April 22, 2005
It's not uncommon for theme parks to test new rides and shows.
It's not uncommon for this to occur before the big summer travel season.
But to have buckets on hand should the testing cause someone to, um, hurl?
Very odd indeed.
Yet that's what was going on at Universal Studios on Thursday. The park corralled visitors to sample "smoothies" -- they looked more like "chunkies" -- to be used in the Fear Factor Live show, which opens June 3.
You've probably heard about it. It's the show based on the popular NBC television series that has cashed in on the public's interest in stupid human tricks.
And, while I'm not sure what it says about the state of human affairs, I'm betting the park's show will be a crowd pleaser -- if the taste test was any gauge.
There was cheering. There was hooting. And yes, those buckets got used.
These were smoothies you wouldn't find in a restaurant, health club or any establishment that hoped to hold on to its state license.
Think of them as fishy protein shakes with lots of solids. You grab yourself a blender, throw in some milk, raw fish, octopus, clam juice, Vienna sausages and sauerkraut, and give it a whirl. Too tame? Add some worms and quail eggs.
Scott Trowbridge, VP of Universal Creative, assured me: "It isn't about victimizing. It's about overcoming your fears."
Easy for Trowbridge to say. I didn't see him, or Universal honchos like Tom Williams or Bob Gault, belly up to the bar.
In fairness, neither did I. Any consideration I had given the idea disappeared when I saw the aforementioned buckets.
Instead, about two-dozen regular folks, people who had already paid $60 to get into the theme park, drank the foul stuff.
And they stood in line for the privilege.
For their gastric trouble, they got a T-shirt and $10 in Universal script.
"I've been trying to get on the TV show for a long time," said Harold Clough, who hoped slugging back the cocktail -- I timed him at about three seconds -- would help future efforts.
Universal doesn't have a corner on the potential-to-hurl market. Down the road at Disney's Epcot, the Mission: Space simulator ride is equipped with motion-sickness bags -- and not just for show.
Fear Factor is Universal's big summer offering. Compared with the Mummy ride that opened last year, the park's getting off pretty cheap.
Producers will pluck contestants from the park each day for six to eight shows. In addition to smoothies, participants will do some acrobatics -- milder versions of their TV cousins -- as well as allow snakes or spiders to crawl all over them.
No one said the smoothies tasted like chicken. A few said their drinks tasted like cat food (not sure how they knew this).
My favorite was 18-year-old Rachel Peterson, who hailed from Albany, N.Y. Standing with her dad, and holding his hand, she was one of the first to toss back the nasty drinks.
She wore brown. She turned green. She had to do some chewing to get through her shake.
Normally, she said, "I'm the pickiest eater."
Susan Strother Clarke can be reached at sclarke@orlandosentinel.com or 407-420-5414.
MKCustodial said:I don't think we should settle for crap being a good thing, but that's just me. I mean, many people could've thought Kong was old or not as thrilling, but at least it had more entertainment value than watching people do gross things just for the heck of it.
Ralph Wiggum said:Hulk and DD both have 'fat guy' seats equipped with dual restraints near the heartline of each train . it's actualy a disgusting fact the sleds have those seats. if you're too fat, you're too fat. skip the ride and move on to the buffet, tubby.
InsideOtherPark said:heck Ralph Wiggum proablly could not fit in a "regular seat"
Ralph Wiggum said:6 feet and 170 pounds.
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