Top tip safety first

[Pumbas Nakasak]

People wear shoes, it saves "picking up" drawing pins that have gone AWOL from the kitchen notice board, prevents carpet tacks from lodging in the foot even if they should never have been left on the garage floor in the first place and finaly it saves your toes when you walk into a partialy opened door.

 

[The Mom]

It also protects you from pouncing cats, lost Leggos, and odd pen pieces. And always remember, hookworm is endemic in the warm southern states.

 

[mkt]

Another top safety tip...

...don't stall your car over railroad tracks

 

[The Mom]

Don't run with scissors. :lookaroun

 

[BwanaBob]

It also protects you from pouncing cats, lost Leggos, and odd pen pieces. And always remember, hookworm is endemic in the warm southern states.

Well... THAT makes Easter Dinner go down soooo much more smoothly!

:hurl:

 

[Hakunamatata]

Another safety tip....

Say you like Dolewhips, even if you dont. :lookaroun

 

[haveyoumetmark]

Don't light a cigarette while pumping gas. :lookaroun

 

[unkadug]

Don't use a blow dryer in the shower.

 

[Victoria]

Don't light a lot of candles in your bathroom and then proceed to use a lot of hair products.

 

[unkadug]

Don't light a lot of candles in your bathroom and then proceed to use a lot of hair products.

:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

 

[dopey]

Don't start any more Gran Fiesta threads. :lookaroun

 

[dandaman]

Never try lighting something on fire without a jug of water within reach.

(...My friend, I swear. :lookaroun)

 

[The Mom]

Don't start any more Gran Fiesta threads. :lookaroun

:lol: :wave:

 

[dopey]

:lol: :wave:

:wave: :kiss:

 

[Victoria]

Don't start any more Gran Fiesta threads. :lookaroun

I think that is the ultimate safety tip these days. :lookaroun

 

[JustPlainBill]

When the wife asks you if the particuliar outfit she's wearing makes her look fat...remember, the answer is always, no!