tirian
Well-Known Member
You're so right that I have to cry a little over how far things have fallen. I don't think we're ever going back to the glory days of the late 80s to early 90s.
Given the current state of the parks, it's time to redefine our terms and lower our expectations:
Maintain - something they did decades ago to keep everything in top working order
Has now become...Sustain - ensure just enough is working to get folks through the attraction at a reasonable rate
Quality of show - is a park living up to the standards Walt would expect?
Has now become...Quality of profit - are $$ being generated at a sufficient rate?
Polish - maintain facilities in pristine condition
Has now become...Degrime - what can be done easily to make the place look less decrepit
Refurb - take an attraction down for an extended period to return it to pristine condition, often with many upgrades and surprises
Has now become...Defurb - take an attraction down for an extended period, sometimes to patch things to keep it from completely falling apart; but more often just to save operations costs
Attraction - open something so completely amazing that it will captivate audiences for years, polish it daily to keep it amazing, and then refurb on a regular schedule
Has now become...Profit center- open something so completely hyped that it will draw rubes to the parks and hotels for years, run it for a year or so to make it look like you tried, and then defurb it to save costs