Actually, I think I would like BatB ride. It focuses on the music, and that's fine with me. It's why I like the Frozen singalong (along with the comedians). That's why people see go to see the abbreviated musical plays/performances of BatB, Little Mermaid, Nemo, and FotLK in WDW.
The ride takes the music of the musical and does something that the stage performances don't: make a ride out of it.
It's unfortunate that some of the attractions at WDW which are stage musicals are discounted by some people precisely because it's not a ride. Well... this is a ride.
Could the ride have done more? Yes. A lot more. "Something There" is disappointing from a staging perspective. If it were a stage musical with two singers on opposite ends of the stage just singing their parts (without any virtuosity... it's a pretty simple song), it would be a blunder for a staged musical. So, that's a blunder for the ride, too.
But, for me, it doesn't fail simply because it's focused on the musical numbers. It's OK for me that it's just musical numbers (except for the pre-show). It's OK for me that it's not telling a story or rehashing all the plot points of the movie. People go to concerts where the music of a musical is sung with an orchestra without all the staging... just for the musical numbers. That's an art form.... a concert.
It has some strengths and weaknesses. A perfectly cromulent D-Ticket (by my estimation... imagineers might disagree).