Last year Foxxy of "Passport 2 Dreams" made an excellent audio recreation of the
original WDW Pirates ride. Listening to it shows just how much the ride has changed since 2005. Things no longer found include:
- cannons firing on the fort's roof
- barker bird outside
- original queue loops ("spanish guitar" and "yo ho")
- Spanish guards marching (now almost impossibe to hear)
- "Yo Ho" at start of the ride
- different talking skull with different narration
- excerpt of Disneyland's original cave audio at bottom of drop (which sounds odd in this context)
- original Wicked Wench captain and his dialogue
- Well scene's old dialogue
- Auction scene (now totally changed)
- Chase scene with "pooped pirate" and girl in barrel
- Original treasure room with several figures and different music
The original ride was about pirates finding treasure. You heard them digging in the queue, the captain would ask the mayor "where be the treasure!" and then they find it in the end. The pooped pirate even calls they girl that got away his "little 'ol treasure" (showing these pirates have more than one meaning for the word).
Now they're looking for Jack Sparrow (why?) who is looking for treasure (which is fine, but makes the current dialouge at the well scene make even less sense) and someone is trying to sell them chickens.
WDI took a simple, straightforward ride about pirates and made in needlessly complicated and nonsensical for the sake of synergy and political correctness. When the Johnny Depp figures were frist added it was new and novel, but 12 years later that's no longer the case and each subsequent change has just watered down the whole experience. Even the boats have issues even making it through the thing without taking in too much water or getting stuck on the lift hill.
It may sound ridiculous to scrap the whole thing, but they might as well at this point if we're never going back to the 1973 model. They could create a more dynamic and interesting ride that better suits the world of the movies, doesn't break down as often and stands on its own instead of being considered an inferior copy. I don't ever expect that to happen, but I wouldn't be opposed to it.