Time to Replace PotC at MK

[Master Yoda]

Sorry you were offended. Make an appointment at your therapist today, hug your service dog, go outside and shout at the sky, then enjoy a nice unbruised, Shaman-blessed soy latte made by a bleeding-heart liberal whose name is Sunshine who doesn't identify with either gender.

Offended? Not hardly.

You were the snowflake complaining.

 

[macefamily]

Relax and play with your Star Wars dolls. I'm sorry....action figures.

 

[jakeman]

Relax and play with your Star Wars dolls. I'm sorry....action figures.

And take them out of the package? Heck no, you philistine.

 

[Master Yoda]

Relax and play with your Star Wars dolls. I'm sorry....action figures.

Wow. You really got me on that one. I need some aloe for that sick burn.

 

[The Empress Lilly]

This thread is better than the current PotC! =D

 

[Gitson Shiggles]

And this is for not including Uncle Remus in Splash Mountain!!!

 

[Chef Mickey]

that’s was even great to begin with is just....

Not sure what you consider great, but Pirates was/is great with and without the Red Head. It's classic, iconic Disney at its finest.

 

[Chef Mickey]

Splash

Haunted Mansion.

 

[Chef Mickey]

Sorry you were offended. Make an appointment at your therapist today, hug your service dog, go outside and shout at the sky, then enjoy a nice unbruised, Shaman-blessed soy latte made by a bleeding-heart liberal whose name is Sunshine who doesn't identify with either gender.

With all due respect, it sounds like you need the therapy. Angry much?

 

[Captain Barbossa]

Sorry you were offended. Make an appointment at your therapist today, hug your service dog, go outside and shout at the sky, then enjoy a nice unbruised, Shaman-blessed soy latte made by a bleeding-heart liberal whose name is Sunshine who doesn't identify with either gender.

Relax and play with your Star Wars dolls. I'm sorry....action figures.

Lol I needed that.

 

[Captain Barbossa]

This thread is better than the current PotC! =D

You can say that again!

 

[KBLovedDisney]

This thread is better than the current PotC! =D

"Shift your opinions deary. Show them your dark side."

 

[ᗩLᘿᑕ ֊ᗩζᗩᗰ]

Pirates doesn't even make my top 5 list of great Magic Kingdom attractions. I'm glad others love it but I wouldn't be upset if Disney shuttered it for good.

I must be in the same boat as you. It's just not a "must do" for me.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

"Shift your opinions deary. Show them your dark side."

Guys, this is such a crude drawing, but after thinking and reading that back to myself, I saw this:

 

[Chef Mickey]

Pirates doesn't even make my top 5 list of great Magic Kingdom attractions. I'm glad others love it but I wouldn't be upset if Disney shuttered it for good.

You're in the super minority there. Everyone can have an opinion though. Yours just happens to be completely off.

 

[Jedi Stitch]

At what point is enough is enough? The whole whoring scene is now platters of food, as opposed to chasing after the women. I am surprised the plus size league doesn't say "Fat Shame" for the big woman to be chasing after the pirate for food. Now, it is not auctioning off the woman. The Private with the nighty used to has a neked woman peep out of the barrow, now its Cpt Jack Sparrow. The actual act of drinking has been reduced to not be too prevalent. Add more affects to work in movie characters off moves based on the original ride, changing up part of the scene. I still enjoy the whole affect and ambiance, but why is my Idea of free speech tramped on, due to some one eleses idea of moralities. The PC police go a step to far, and at this pace the ride will turn into Pirates a small world in short while.

 

[Master Yoda]

At what point is enough is enough? The whole whoring scene is now platters of food, as opposed to chasing after the women. I am surprised the plus size league doesn't say "Fat Shame" for the big woman to be chasing after the pirate for food. Now, it is not auctioning off the woman. The Private with the nighty used to has a neked woman peep out of the barrow, now its Cpt Jack Sparrow. The actual act of drinking has been reduced to not be too prevalent. Add more affects to work in movie characters off moves based on the original ride, changing up part of the scene. I still enjoy the whole affect and ambiance, but why is my Idea of free speech tramped on, due to some one eleses idea of moralities. The PC police go a step to far, and at this pace the ride will turn into Pirates a small world in short while.

This has absolutely nothing to do with free speech. No government agency showed up at WDW with arrest warrants. Disney wanted to change it so they changed it. If it was to be more PC, that is their call.

 

[TheGuyThatMakesSwords]

Think Rocky Horror Picture Show .

The new thing to do is to RIDE POTC. As you pass the Auction Scene? EVERYONE on the boat yells...
"WE WANTS THE REDHEAD!"

--- until the entire place is FILLED with this noise .

 

[Minthorne]

I predict that POTC at MK will get a sponser - EBay. Now, doesn’t the auction scene make a lot more sense?

 

[Gitson Shiggles]

Think Rocky Horror Picture Show .

The new thing to do is to RIDE POTC. As you pass the Auction Scene? EVERYONE on the boat yells...
"WE WANTS THE REDHEAD!"

--- until the entire place is FILLED with this noise .

Then we need a name for Jack every time he’s mentioned, but what would that be?