Agreed. I was an early cheerleader for this ride redo, but I have been let down by what Disney came up with at WDW. It's a mess out there. I fear for what this means for all the rides in development for both coasts with the $60 Billion parks investment.
But I'm holding out hope that this very thin plot and nonsensical finale' will somehow improve on Disneyland's faster and more frenetic and less structured ride system. There's no pacing logs at Disneyland, it's just a fast dash through the flume while stuff happens quickly as you shoot by. I could see how this Tiana concept might work better at Disneyland.
Which is hysterically ironic: For over 30 years, Disneyland had the weirdest and most hard to follow version of Splash Mountain with almost too many animatronics and visual gags happening inside it. WDW's Splash Mountain that came later was slowed down and made more coherent, with a paced ride system, clearer storyline and a streamlined cast of AA's.
How bizarrely funny would it be if Disneyland got the better version of Tiana's Bayou Adventure because it had the least controllable ride system and the worst version of Splash Mountain?