Tony the Tigger
Well-Known Member
Thank God I don’t think this way.For me, the surprising/dismaying part is that here Disney gives me the impression that they put merchandising first, story last.
I keep trying to be charitable, and imagine their thinking went along the lines of, “Ok, people loved Splash Mountain’s abundance of musical animals. That’s an element we can bring back.” But there’s no substance behind it. These are nobody characters, on and off ride. A few words on a shop poster does not instantly make them anything more than what they are: Soulless merch.
Now, if they were part of an original attraction with a great premise (and better character design), well great! The parks SHOULD introduce new characters.
But this was in PLACE of better utilizing the PatF cast of characters that people already know and love. It’s almost as if Disney didn’t have enough faith in the IP and, rather than embracing the fun, thrilling and scary elements of that world (which is a PERFECT fit for a potentially great, great ride) they dumbed everything down and introduced this cast of wanna-be Care Bears and Emmett Otter castoffs who one can imagine arriving in their agent’s van and saying, “Yeah, we know you wanted Facilier’s ghost or something, but instead you got us. Introduce ourselves??? Didn’t ya read the press releases? We got BACKSTORY, man!”
First of all, they can’t win. If they use all the IP, they’re “not creative enough” without IP.
If they make original characters, you want - what - instant nostalgia? No. Go on the ride for 20 years, and then if they try to move one of those characters: How dare they? The magic is gone! We’ve loved critter #13 for so long! Maybe they’ll bring it back with Figment and the Jungle Cruise natives in Horizons! The splash at the end just doesn’t feel as splashy without him.
Wait for the live action movie and you’ll have more backstory.