Is she an adventurer, or a successful business woman who started her own company and then turned it immediately over to the employees and set it up as an Employee-Owned Cooperative? Or is she both? And also an official Disney Princess?
Maybe it's time to pick one thing and just focus on that. My money, based on merchandise sales, would be on the Princess.
I'm mainly looking forward to all the music from the movie being in the ride, as that riverboat music show they did in 2009 was fabulous and some of the best entertainment Disneyland has done in the 21st century in my opinion.
But I'm also realizing this is the first time they have taken an established Princess and given her a ride where... they make her not be a Princess. She's a business woman, a restauranteur, an adventurer. Has she maybe also taken an Accounting class, I wonder? That could be a fun scene.
Disney makes Billions off of their Disney Princess merchandise franchise. But for the big Tiana E Ticket they're going to throw that away and put the young lady in johdpurs and boxy clothing? Why???
Will they try to sell those johdpurs at the Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boutique? And if they do, how long until there's stacks of unsold johdpurs maked down 80% at the Disney Warehouse in Fullerton?