Things we can learn from Disney attractions

[Brer Panther]

And what we learned from the Enchanted Tiki Room - Under New Management is that, in the words of Zazu, "You cannot toy with the Enchanted Tiki Room". If only Disney realized that before they toyed with it.

 

[larryz]

Pirates taught me that no matter how sure you are that your camera flash is off, double check it before you get in line.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Tower of Terror taught me that the next time I check into a deserted Hotel on the dark side of Hollywood to make sure what kind of vacancy I'm filling or I may become the next permanent resident....In the Twilight Zone...

 

[1HAPPYGHOSTHOST]

Princess and the Frog log ride taught me that if you complain and cry and scream and bully to get your way, eventually you will , no matter how stupid your request is.

 

[Orange Cat]

Princess and the Frog log ride taught me that if you complain and cry and scream and bully to get your way, eventually you will , no matter how stupid your request is.

I’m for the ride but the original ride itself wasn’t offensive, only the source material. I think that trying to change the natives scene in Jungle Cruise should’ve been a priority.

 

[Orange Cat]

Mission Breakout taught me that nothing good lasts forever

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Rock n Rollercoaster taught me that even tho I was supposed to go to a concert. All I get is an eternal video loop of them at the exit from 1999..

 

[Giss Neric]

Kilimanjaro Safaris Poachers- Big Red-Little Red was a great example until Disney took it out.

 

[Raineman]

Space Mountain taught me that space travel is very hard on your lower back.
ToT taught me that, if you are at an older hotel when there is a thunderstorm raging, just take the stairs.
SSE taught me that the smell of Rome burning sticks in your nose until Michealangelo paints the Sistine Chapel.

 

[Bellhop97]

Allow me to introduce to you my favorite attraction...

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[Heppenheimer]

And what we learned from the Enchanted Tiki Room - Under New Management is that, in the words of Zazu, "You cannot toy with the Enchanted Tiki Room". If only Disney realized that before they toyed with it.

Hopefully they remember that lesson and don't mess with it again.

 

[WondersOfLife]

The recent cable snap down the road from Disney taught me to be more aware of, ironically, the simple rides.

 

[networkpro]

Across multiple rides, I can unequivocally state that change isn't always for the better.

 

[Nottamus]

....also I have learned:

when in Italy, if a guy with a whistle comes through a crowd to hand you a soccer ball to throw into his hoop...run.

There’s too much pressure there to compete. Especially against that 8 year old who apparently has been training for 7 years.

(That being said....I hope he still has a job when this is all over)

 

[annabanana]

Pirates of the Caribbean taught me that pirates respect women and are, in general, very scared of them, actually.

hahahaha good one!

 

[Skibum1970]

Haunted Mansion taught me to be careful selecting a spouse and to look for hidden hatchets.

Seven Dwarves Mine Train taught me to not get comfortable because it's a short ride.

Pirates taught me to go to the restroom prior to riding to avoid anxiety when the boats are stacked back into the burning town scene.

 

[World_Showcase_Lover007]

Carousel of Progress taught me that “things can’t possibly get any better than this”...as long as we have a large supply of fuses!

it also taught me that dads and sons can form unique bonds over not lettjng mom find out about the “hootchie cootchie”

 

[harryk]

Splash taught "you cant run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far"

What will it teach after it is renovated?

 

[Brer Panther]

What will it teach after it is renovated?

That Disney will gleefully bow down to the "woke mob" or whatever who don't get that Splash Mountain isn't Song of the South.

 

[EagleScout610]

What will it teach after it is renovated?

Um, find a trumpet??