The Wish Corruption Game

[FigmentJedi]

I wish Michael Eisner would drop dead.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but his ghost now possesses Team Disney causing each of WDW's theme parks to be open seasonally.

I wish I could eat ice cream every day and not gain an ounce of weight.

 

[SirNim]

Granted, but instead of gaining weight your arteries get clogged with trans-fatty acids and you croak.

I wish I was a pony!

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, but you a destined to carry every overweight child who wants a pony ride, so you are now a swaybacked gelding.

I wish I could live at the beach.....

 

[artvandelay]

And that Beach is in Atlantic city, and you lose your life savings on slot machines.

I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about what kind of dollar bills it takes.

 

[tigsmom]

And that Beach is in Atlantic city, and you lose your life savings on slot machines. (came close a few times. :lol: )

I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about what kind of dollar bills it takes.

Granted, but you will never again have a dollar bill so that candy is still unattainable.

I wish I had a personal chef...

 

[FigmentJedi]

You end up getting the Swedish Chef and he blows up your kitchen.
I wish that Jurassic Park was real.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Granted, buut...

A waning public interest in dinosaurs causes all the major shareholders to pull out after a few years, and forces the proprieters to attach Hilary Duff's face to every attraction to bring back the crowds. (Had to think about that one.)

I wish I could sing any song ever written without ever missing a note again.

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, buut...

A waning public interest in dinosaurs causes all the major shareholders to pull out after a few years, and forces the proprieters to attach Hilary Duff's face to every attraction to bring back the crowds. (Had to think about that one.)

I wish I could sing any song ever written without ever missing a note again.

Granted, but you are in such demand that you ruin you vocal cords and end up sounding like a frog.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner....... :lol:

 

[FigmentJedi]

Then there would be nothing left of you.
I wish that I had a giant robot.

 

[Lil'mermaid]

Granted, but you lose total control of it and it eats an entire city.

I wish that my CD collection was bigger.

 

[Dizparks]

Granted, but all of the new cd's had illegaly downloaded music on them. Now the RIAA is sueing you for $500,000.

I wish I was at Disney World right now.

 

[sillyspook13]

Granted, but you lose total control of it and it eats an entire city.

I wish that my CD collection was bigger.

Granted..... but your collection now includes such hits as "Polka Collection of Television Themes" and "Podunk Boys Choir Gregarian Chants"

I wish to be the biggest queen there ever was!!!

 

[sillyspook13]

Eek! In response to the WDW wish...... Granted! But at 4:30 AM, not much is open.....

 

[ToTBellHop]

granted, but you are now a 1000 lb. queen and cannot ever get out of bed.

I wish WDW would revert back to the old Tiki Room show.

 

[Legacy]

Granted, but after getting the boot Zazu and Iago fly over to the World Showcase and get plastered. The two then end up having a wild night of passionate, drunk bird love while riding SpaceShip Earth. Caught on camera, Disney is forced to tresspass the two forever. This causes Disney to be unable to ever show the Lion King or Aladin ever again. Thus PhilharMagic, Fantasmic, Legend of the Lion King the Lion King on Broadway, Aladin Musical Spectacular at DCA can no longer be shown also. Because all the Imagineers were killed in the St. Louis disaster, none of them can be replaced.


I wish the Orlando Magic was the best NBA team ever.

 

[nicholas]

Granted, but in order to do that, every other team was obliterated and now they have nobody to play against so they all go into retirement and basketball becomes a thing of the past.

I wish I was a model.

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, but you are a hand model so nobody will ever get to see your face.
You must wear gloves at all times to protect them and people will point at you & laugh.

I wish I were taller....

 

[FigmentJedi]

Granted, but then people would think your a monster and kill you.
I wish Dreamfinder would come back to Epcot.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but he now works at the Morocco pavillion which kind of creeps guests out as he wanders around aimlessly asking guests if they have seen his figment.

I wish I could get my $100,000 microscope to work so I can start curing cancer!