The Wish Corruption Game

[imagineer99]

Granted. But you are soon fired by Eisner, who wishes to downsize the in-house staff.

I wish I was a successful Movie director.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Granted. However, no one in your family can ever know, since your career as one of the greatest adult film directors ever would not make appropriate dinnertime conversation, so whenever Grandma asks what you do, you look down at your lap and say "I'm in entertainment. Pass the rolls, please."

I wish I had eleventy kajillion dollars.

 

[imagineer99]

Granted. However, Kajillion is not a truthful monetary sum and your total net worth is actually zero.

I wish that Halo 2 would come out Tomorrow.

 

[TAC]

Granted, but only for the Commodore 64, and since you have your money in kajillions...you can't get it.



I wish I had an easier commute home (my commute TO work is much easier than getting home).

 

[nicholas]

Granted, but that means just moving into your office, so you do nothing but work constantly.

I wish wishes didn't get corrupted.

 

[careship]

Granted, but now that you have evrything you wanted, every long lost cousin twice removed is banging down your door looking for a handout.

I wish I could live for a whole month in the Magic Kingdom without anyone else to bother me. (other then the CM's who are at my beck and call....LOL)

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Granted, but now that you have evrything you wanted, every long lost cousin twice removed is banging down your door looking for a handout.

I wish I could live for a whole month in the Magic Kingdom without anyone else to bother me. (other then the CM's who are at my beck and call....LOL)

Granted, but the ENTIRE Magic Kingdom is under re-hab.

I wish the Phila. Eagles would win the Super Bowl this year

 

[M:SpilotISTC12]

And that Beach is in Atlantic city, and you lose your life savings on slot machines.

I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about what kind of dollar bills it takes.

i remember that episode of seinfeld at the sabb dealership and kit kat.

granted but giants win super bowl next year.
:slurp:

i wish seinfeld had there own channel of that great show.

 

[imagineer99]

Granted. However, since the Seinfeld castmembers get so much money each time that a re-run is aired, the entire economy falls into the toilet and the U.S. falls into economic depression.

I wish Mandy Moore was sitting next to me right now...:lookaroun

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted. However, since the Seinfeld castmembers get so much money each time that a re-run is aired, the entire economy falls into the toilet and the U.S. falls into economic depression.

I wish Mandy Moore was sitting next to me right now...:lookaroun

Granted, but she's on an operating table getting a job...

I wish I didn't have to pay tuition.

 

[Number_6]

Granted. You also are no longer getting your college education.

I wish I could go to Tokyo Disney.

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, but they are filming a new season of MXC and you have to participate in all the events.

I wish I had pursued my dream of being a clothes designer...

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but the public doesn't appreciate any of your designs and you are forced to live in a Tupperware box in the garage of your old house.

I wish I had gotten a 4.0 in O. Chem...

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, but the public doesn't appreciate any of your designs and you are forced to live in a Tupperware box in the garage of your old house.

I wish I had gotten a 4.0 in O. Chem...

My house doesn't have a garage.

Your wish is granted, unfortunately its no longer 4.0, but 400.0, you have to take it again, with the same teacher.


I wish I could paint better.........

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but all of the walls in your house are now coated with Picasso-esque paintings and no one can be in your house for more than 5 minutes w/o getting a headache.

I wish the baby rats weren't cute (it'd make my job a lot easier if they were ugly like their parents...)

 

[guwag]

Granted. However, they're now so darn ugly that you get scared and run off home to hide under the sheets

I wish that we had a three day weekend!

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Granted. However, they're now so darn ugly that you get scared and run off home to hide under the sheets

I wish that we had a three day weekend!

Granted, but then some genuis create's a new weekday.

I wish Jennifer Aniston had a clue who I was

 

[imagineer99]

Granted. But believing you to be a stalker is not a good thing...

I wish that yard work would magically get done.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but it got done a little TOO AutoMagically, and now everything in your yard is dead and it's just a big dirt mound that creates mudslides every time it rains.

I wish I didn't have to wait 12½ months for my next Disney trip...

 

[Legacy]

Granted, you now have to wait 37.

I wish Ready to Rumble was a better movie.