TheOriginalTiki
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Parasite is absolutely my number one film of 2019, and will probably have a spot on my top ten of the decade, if not top five.
Ad Astra is on my list too. I haven't gotten to it yet but it's up there
Hey I saw it on a plane too!Parasite and ad astra are the twoficks I hope to catch on my flight to Korea
Saw Knives Out yesterday, so I thought I would rank all of the 2019 releases that I have seen.
17. Alita Battle Angel
16. Aladdin
15. Frozen 2
14. Captain Marvel
13. Joker
12. The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
11. Shazam!
10. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
9. Yesterday
8. Zombieland 2
7. Toy Story 4
6. Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
5. Detective Pikachu
4. Spiderman: Far From Home
3. Jojo Rabbit
2. Knives out
1. Avengers: Endgame
I really need to see once upon a time in HollywoodI’m glad others saw Jojo Rabbit! I feel like that was such a sleeper and nobody went to see it, despite it having a lot of buzz beforehand.
Here’s my ranking (so far, I’m still watching movies all through tomorrow for my own arbitrary deadlines)
Best to Worst of 2019
2019 was a damned great year for movies, so let’s rank all the ones I saw, Great toboxd.it
I s'pose we're doing our annual movie rankings now, eh. Here go mine, then, from worst to best, with explanations/justifications for the placements.
64. Straight-to-streaming movies I’ve forgotten (so, so much garbage!)
63. Cats (incomprehensibly terrible; I genuinely loved every misbegotten minute of it!)
62. Serenity (a future so-bad-it’s-good cult classic)
61. The Lion King (I walked out of it)
60. Rambo: Last Blood (laughably bad & depressingly cynical)
59. The Curse of La Llorona (I felt no emotions while watching this)
58. Dark Phoenix (everything that’s wrong with Hollywood today)
57. Men in Black: International (the Dark Phoenix of the MIB franchise)
56. Black Christmas (a pointless remake that’s way too didactic)
55. Glass (what the hell was this?!)
54. Pagal Panti! (a really sloppy Bollywood movie; but so much fun to watch in Jaipur, India!)
53. The Dead Don’t Die (lazy & aimless)
52. Annabelle Comes Home (don’t remember it)
51. Stuber (dumb comedy with bad action)
50. Rocketman (musical biopics don’t work if you can quote Walk Hard while watching)
49. IT Chapter Two (about 90 minutes too long)
48. Pet Sematary (too flippant to match the novel’s dire tone)
47. Happy Death Day 2U (just a bland copy of the first)
46. Jumanji: The Next Level (just a bland copy of the first)
45. Zombieland: Double Tap (just a bland copy of the first)
44. The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (just a bland copy of the first)
43. Dumbo (it had interesting production design at least)
42. Missing Link (Laika’s first boring offering)
41. Captain Marvel (among Marvel’s blandest movies)
40. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbes & Shaw (this franchise is wearing thin)
39. Good Boys (I laughed with it)
38. Ma (one of the dumber horror movies I’ve seen, but Octavia Spencer was magnificent)
37. The Irishman (I was hyped on this but sadly it never got out of first-gear)
36. Wandering Earth (China’s first sci-fi blockbuster is very silly)
35. Escape Room (better than expected, with really neat sets)
34. Pokemon: Detective Pikachu (splendid CGI creatures but a lackluster story)
33. Godzilla: King of the Monsters (it’s stupid in the same way the old Toho entries were)
32. Star Wars, Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (did this trilogy have a point?)
31. Yesterday (cute, disposable fluff)
30. Frozen 2 (Elsa’s solo journey is a masterpiece!; the rest bored me to near sleep)
29. Terminator: Dark Fate (this was pretty OK)
28. Aladdin (there’s enough originality in here to justify its creation)
27. Child’s Play (much better than it had any right to be; pairs well with Toy Story 4)
26. How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (in a better world, every Hollywood sequel would be at least this good)
25. The Art of Self Defense (enjoyable, nasty, unwieldy satire)
24. Shazam! (I like how unique this is within the superhero genre)
23. Alita: Battle Angel (yeah, this was fun)
22. Jojo Rabbit (I applaud Taika’s ambition, but Hunt for the Wilderpeople did it better)
21. Freaks (a fun little low-budget X-Men riff)
20. Ford v Ferrari (solid & workmanlike)
19. A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (just a sweet, soothing Mr. Rogers movie)
18. Us (more ambitious than successful; Lupita is fantastic)
17. Spider-Man: Far From Home (fairly average Marvel with some standout sequences)
16. Knives Out (I respect the artistry even while I alone was somewhat underwhelmed)
15. Toy Story 4 (solid, charming, funny, adorable)
14. Booksmart (this is a surprisingly well-made teen comedy)
13. John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (the least of the franchise remains a masterclass of action)
12. Midsommar (delightfully creepy arthouse horror)
11. Shadow (it has the year’s best action sequence – umbrella kung-fu!)
10. The Farewell (Awkwafina is great, the story is touching)
9. Joker (overrated, saved by a great lead performance, design, score & cinematography)
8. Ad Astra (underrated, boosted by a great lead performance, design, score & cinematography)
7. Crawl (the Citizen Kane of killer alligator flicks!)
6. Avengers: Endgame (not flawless but a perfect popcorn movie seen with a crowd)
5. Ready or Not (the low brow horror-comedy version of Parasite)
4. Uncut Gems (the year’s best performance; a cinematic anxiety attack)
3. Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood (I could watch a 10-hour cut of this)
2. The Lighthouse (extremely good & extremely weird)
1. Parasite (perfect)
Wow do I watch too many movies! Gotta blame the AMC Stubbs A-List for that. It saves me 100s of dollars.
The Doctor Sleep movie is one that completely came and went while I was abroad. Would've liked seeing it; maybe when it comes to streaming... (Never read the book.)well now I’ve gotta check out AMC Stubbs A-List. I’m so over buying movie tickets and there aren’t any Regal cinemas close enough to me to make Regal Unlimited worth it.
Also, I just finished Doctor Sleep, and as a Shining fanboy, I thoroughly enjoyed it. I remember in OLS season 1 when I redid Tower of Terror to have a theme to a literal representation of the song Hotel California, I remember how bad I just wanted to make it a “The Shining” ride. Some theme park has to get on that ASAP
I designed one of these for sywtbai season 15 when I get home I'll have to find itI remember how bad I just wanted to make it a “The Shining” ride. Some theme park has to get on that ASAP
Oh yes that's the one!The Doctor Sleep movie is one that completely came and went while I was abroad. Would've liked seeing it; maybe when it comes to streaming... (Never read the book.)
I like - no, love - that idea of a Hotel California Tower of Terror! A year or two ago we had a group project for a dream Universal Studios resort in, like, Australia. It included a Shining dark ride which was done with trackless vehicles and moving rooms to try recreating the disorientation of Kubrick's movie. Not sure how to look that up now. Sure @spacemt354 would know where to look.
Also wanted to include this, but here's the films/shows I'm looking forward to in 2020. In no specific order:Ight lemme jump on this movies of the year rundown train too:
16. Togo - Wow the reviews were great for this film, but I was bored as heck watching this film. Thank goodness this was Straight-to-Disney+ as this would’ve ended up flopping. I fee like if you’re really into the genre of dog films you may like this flick.
15. Lady and the Tramp - Wow. The human acting was awful, and made this film is bad to watch at times. The animals talking looked a little bit off, and a certain point it felt like C-List comedian bingo. However it also has Janelle Monae singing which makes the film a little fun.
14. Captain Marvel - I don’t remember this film in this slightest, forgot it even came out this year, and truly have no desire to watch this film again.
13. Dumbo - I loved Dumbo growing up, and I had tepid expectations going into the film. With those expectations the film still fell flat, but the film still has a good score, and some beautifully filmed moments.
12. Rocketman - I am no Elton John stan, nor will I likely ever be. While I don’t remember much from this film I’d still rank it higher than the first few on this list.
11. Lion King - Not a huge fan of the original, not a huge fan of this one. RIP Be Prepared.
10. Noelle - It’s a cute Holiday film with harmless fun but is sure to bring a sense of merriness to your day.
9. Zombieland 2: Double Tap - Saw the original the night before, and I thought they were both in the same caliber of film. Fun to watch, and I believe the dumb blonde was a standout character.
8. Toy Story 4 - After rewatching all the Toy Stories for the first time in a decade or so, I have to say this ranks below the third one as the second best film in the series.
7. Detective Pikachu - A fun film, and as a Pokemon fan I loved the film. Exciting action, fun story, good score too. Can’t wait for the likely sequel.
6. Star Wars Episode 9: Rise of Skywalker - Middle of the pack Star Wars, but a fun film overall with a compelling score and stronger characters and narrative than Last Jedi; IMHO.
5. Aladdin - Not a good Aladdin film, but its still an extremely fun film to watch.
4. Spiderman: Far From Home - A great film, fun romp through Europe. All around good time.
3. Avengers: Endgame - Fat Thor, Time Travel, Valkyrie, Portals. By far my favorite Avengers film, and the only one that kept my interest on repeat viewings.
2. Booksmart - GIGI.
1. Frozen 2 - I do think this film is better than the original, with better songs, and the characters just feel stronger. Just one question: Who’s Samantha?
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