Originally posted by JAY-ROD
> There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they
had
> sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20
> years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out
of
> the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doin it,
she
> turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
> . She gets completely upset.
>
> "You impotent ," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
> all of these years. You better explain yourself!"
>
> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, "I'll explain
> the if you can explain our three kids."