Well, gang... It's just after 10pm and Halloween '23 is going into the history books. Unless you are on a college campus or Hollywood Blvd. in WeHo where things are just getting going about now. But for me, I'm done!
Disney was not really on the radar for costumes this year. Not even Marvel. At least not that I recognized.
And so I've shuffled off to the bar to make the evening's cocktail, as I was only sipping apple cider all evening while I greeted the kids. I figured the last thing a Utah gated community needed was some old queen sloshing a martini around as he tried to dole out candy to children. Can you imagine the looks from parents I would've gotten at the door?!?
Here's the basic rundown of where
Youth Pop Culture 2023 stands. I got about 40 kids this evening, not as many as I would have gotten back in Villa Park, but still a decent number. Off the top of my head, the kids in '23 were really into...
Girls: Barbie, Barbie, Barbie! I saw a lot of Barbies tonight. Mostly Pink Cowgirl Barbie, and Rollerblade Barbie. Also a lot of Taylor Swifts. Honestly, all the Taylor Swifts and the Barbies sort of blended together by 7pm. The girls were also into princessy things, and the usual cutesy animals and what I presumed to be the bride of Frankenstein except with pink overtones instead of green. (That one was odd)
Boys: This year was pretty standard for masculine costumes. I got a lot of zombies and gory monsters. I got a few Mavericks in US Navy aviator outfits. I got one rollerblade Ken, a boy about 12 who was paired with what I assumed was a girlfriend who was Rollerblade Barbie. Also a few cowboys. Are Westerns coming back in style?
Best Costume Award gift baskets went to...
Girl: A young lady arrived at my entry looking like a complete mess. But then I realized who she was...
Weird Barbie! With a wig that had been chopped to pieces, crayon make-up drawn on her face, a crazy outfit. It was hysterical. And she was a total sweetheart and was so excited to think she'd won an award. Her mom was dying at the end of the walk, and ended up coming up to introduce herself and thank me.
Boy: As above, a young man arrived at my entry looking like a complete mess. But he wasn't
Weird Ken, he was just sort of this giant brown cardboard form with all sorts of weird crap hot-glued to it. Sort of pieces of food, or weird stuff, or vegetables? I stammered, but asked him
"Young man, what... are... you?" and without hesitation he said proudly
"I'm a charcuterie board!" and then he started pointing to himself and naming the items on display; Brie, grapes, salami, Gouda, Spanish olives, etc..
I lost it. I only hope I'm still around in 15 years when he throws his first dinner party, and that I get invited. That young man has a golden future of hosting ahead of him.
Best Family: There wasn't a family that was all dressed in the same theme this year. So instead I gave the Best Family Award to a charming and fun young group; mom and dad both about 35, with kindergarten aged children. But it was the dad that stood out, as he was wearing a blue business suit with dark tie, his hair powdered white, with giant safety knee pads and elbow pads strapped around his business suit. Who was he, you ask????... He was President Biden, with safety measures to protect himself from his next fall. Just like I did with the Charcuterie Board,
I lost it.
Happy Halloween to one and all! And now, onward towards Standard Time and Thanksgiving!