The Silliest Cruise That Ever Sailed
:lookaroun More touristy than thoughtful. More sensational than sensitive. General Grizz, that truly says it all. :lookaroun
Well, here it is, folks. . . the rumors have been confirmed. Walt Disney Imagineering is pulling the corniest of the corny in its "update" of the majestic Land pavilion. Grizz is absolutely correct in pointing out that "Soarin' Over California," an attraction designed for Condor Flats in Disney's California Adventure, is dictating the overhaul of The Land and changing its entire spirit and perspective. This imminent reality, as any EPCOT admirer will know in his or her gut, is just not right. Instead of encouraging guests to ponder deeply the delicate interconnections between mankind and his planet, The Land will soon be taking what appears to be a superficial, sideshow-like approach to its theme.
Can you believe this? The Land Travel Agency? Instead of allowing guests to glean the seriousness of the issues at hand (when dealing with our relationship with our overused and abused terrain), the designers of this new pavilion are behaving in a regressive way, encouraging its many thoughtless tourists to behave, well, like thoughtless tourists. Future World has embraced discovery and exploration of new lands and new ideas, but never tourism. Tourism lacks the depth of the profoundly moving (and aesthetically enjoyable) experience that The Land can offer.
But, you may ask, didn't Horizons offer a touristy journey through futuristic habitats? Isn't tourism the spirit which lies at the heart of World Showcase? Well, when EPCOT raises the green boats of "Living with the Land" to the status of "cruise ship," we know that there's a problem.
"Soarin'" will be making a grand entrance, and it has the potential to improve levels of guest interaction within the pavilion. However, WDI is undermining the dignity and sophistication The Land in the process, which is resulting in a pavilion with a very diluted and strained theme. Now, on the topic of attractions with touristy themes. . . dare I mention Dino-Rama? Or, as a whole, Disney's California Adventure? I'm sure that you see the point. The annoying superficial, sideshow-like establishments that have sprung up on Disney property are not relics of the past or finished mistakes from which lessons have been learned. They are merely the seeds of things to come.
Captain Buzzy