The Chuck Norris Thread!

rentNdisney · Feb 3, 2006

superman wears chuck norris pajamas.

Woody13 · Feb 17, 2006

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

CaptainMichael · Feb 17, 2006

Woody13 said:
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact to death by Chuck Norris.

I never posted that because of the content.

Woody13 · Feb 17, 2006

STR8FAN2005 said:
I never posted that because of the content.

Do you consider it to be objectionable?

CaptainMichael · Feb 17, 2006

Woody13 said:
Do you consider it to be objectionable?

No, I find it hilarious, but supposedly, there are children around here.

Sledge · Feb 17, 2006

Woody13 said:
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Hahahahaha! :lol:

Valawen9 · Feb 17, 2006

STR8FAN2005 said:
No, I find it hilarious, but supposedly, there are children around here.

They probably wouldn't know what it means anyway.

Woody13 · Feb 17, 2006

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

hcswingfield · Feb 17, 2006

Valawen9 said:
They probably wouldn't know what it means anyway.

Hey, I'm 51 and I don't know what it means!

dandaman · Feb 17, 2006

hcswingfield said:
Hey, I'm 51 and I don't know what it means!

...And I do. Go figure. :lol:

hcswingfield · Feb 17, 2006

dandaman said:
...And I do. Go figure. :lol:

Hey, private message me. I am now quite curious!

Wilt Dasney · Feb 17, 2006

hcswingfield said:
Hey, private message me. I am now quite curious!

I had to look it up. I can enlighten you, if you wish.

hcswingfield · Feb 17, 2006

Wilt Dasney said:
I had to look it up. I can enlighten you, if you wish.

Sure thing. Send me a private message!

EDIT: Never mind. I just asked Jeeves. More information than I wanted.

SIR90210 · Feb 17, 2006

Chuck Norris played Tuba in High School. He not only marched with the thing, but wiped out a small town.

imagineer99 · Feb 17, 2006

-Chuck Norris Can believe it's not butter.

-Chuck Norris is single handedly responsible for ever best picture win since the start of the academy awards. How else do you think "Titanic" won?

dandaman · Feb 17, 2006

hcswingfield said:
Sure thing. Send me a private message!

EDIT: Never mind. I just asked Jeeves. More information than I wanted.

Don't ask Jeeves! Ask me! :lookaroun

(I just gave you a link. It was your choice to click. :lookaroun)

Connor002 · Feb 17, 2006

Breaking News: The Chuck Norris thing has finally gotten old. :sohappy:
I suggest you move on to another washed-up actor from the ninties...:lookaroun

hcswingfield · Feb 17, 2006

Connor002 said:
Breaking News: The Chuck Norris things has finally gotten old. :sohappy:
I suggest you move on to another washed-up actor from the ninties...:lookaroun

How about George Hamilton? He's a better dancer.

Woody13 · Mar 5, 2006

The Yeti is a piece of Chuck Norris' beard that gained sentience and escaped.

Interruption? · Mar 5, 2006

Woody13 said:
The Yeti is a piece of Chuck Norris' beard that gained sentience and escaped.

Chuck Norris' beard could not possibly be that ugly.

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