The Chit Chat Chit Chat Thread

[Cesar R M]

Absolutely hysterical. Hubby and Son #1 are fighting over who gets my spare kidney and part of my liver.
I am laughing so hard, my sides hurt!

My son says I have to give it to him, as we are both O-Neg blood type.
He says his dad can get organs from Son #2, as they are both O-Pos.

Honestly, I think they only keep me around for spare parts.

Tell them you made a pact with a secret sect, and that your body parts are already set to use to summon something from the other universe! XD

 

[Cesar R M]

Oh there was lots of debate over Disney Worlds decision to discourage children at Victoria & Albert's and completely ban children under 10 years old. 2008

 

[Cesar R M]

You can still join! Just crouch down a little . . .

cutting his legs would work too. He could be also double as pirate!

 

[Cesar R M]

Ah, the plot thickens.

The PTB want Hubby to be partnered with M. My site has been delayed until June. M. is still out for a few more months with cancer treatments ... ergo, I will be Hubby's partner for a month or two - at the site I had wanted all along. Plus, I still get the $$ site everyone else wants.

Can you say double-dip?
One can never predict how things will go, but historically there is an initial burst of sales in the opening month. My calculator has been working overtime.

does this means we can assign you as the birthday gift buyer for this year?
its clear you're gonna be the richest of all of us

 

[Cesar R M]

That's unnatural for winter. How in heck can you make a nice snowman if you have 70-degree weather? You poor child. Deprived . . .

tell me it.. It has never snowed in my town.
NEVER.
the coldest as been .. what? 14C?

 

[Cesar R M]

Bring on the strawberries and whipped cream.

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(Take that, live feeders)

warning, contains crude jokes.. I SO LOVE THIS MOVIE

 

[Gabe1]

POOR ME!!!!!!!

It's OK. I think I'll live...and go frolic in the 70-degree sunshine in my t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops...!!!

STIFLE !!!!

 

[Goofyernmost]

I played golf on Wednesday... does that make me bad?

 

[Gabe1]

you will be the official mascot for us short people!

Thank you, thank you very much. My DD is a several inches taller than me and my DS was happy with his growing streak at 16 years old 11 inches in a year and almost caught up to his Dad at 6 foot. He was among the shortest boys when graduating in middle school.

My Gran well she was 4'9" know who I take after.

 

[Gabe1]

I played golf on Wednesday... does that make me bad?

We have snow golf here. There is a place near my Moms that the Boys love. It is called top Golf. It is a very high end outdoor driving range that is open year round. It is a two story heated outdoor facility.

Food is pretty good too.

for @donaldtoo Devils cut brisket chili as is the steak sandwich. I don't even try and golf anymore. The boys like golf, it was a mandatory skill my DD was required to learn, so says I. I sent her to day Golf camp but she doesn't like it. DH taught the ManChild.

 

[JenniferS]

I played golf on Wednesday... does that make me bad?

I don't know. What was your score?

 

[Goofyernmost]

I don't know. What was your score?

That would indeed make me bad. But in my defense, I haven't played since early November, I've got new grips on the clubs, my knee was hurting, my contacts weren't fitting properly, the sun was in my eyes and I forgot my sunglasses, and I'm a terrible golfer. Pick any or all the above as the reason for my awfulness. Oh, yea, I was hungry too!

 

[Gabe1]

Mellon Mulligan. $30, you can keep the fishbowl.

 

[JenniferS]

Mellon Mulligan. $30, you can keep the fishbowl.

I don't know what this means.

 

[JenniferS]

That would indeed make me bad. But in my defense, I haven't played since early November, I've got new grips on the clubs, my knee was hurting, my contacts weren't fitting properly, the sun was in my eyes and I forgot my sunglasses, and I'm a terrible golfer. Pick any or all the above as the reason for my awfulness. Oh, yea, I was hungry too!

I have never played.
Hubby and I say when we buy the Florida condo, we'll get a golf club membership somewhere, and he'll teach me.

 

[Gabe1]

I have never played.
Hubby and I say when we buy the Florida condo, we'll get a golf club membership somewhere, and he'll teach me.

Yeah I opted for lessons. Something about spouse teaching....My DH tried to teach me to drive a stick, He had a FiatX19 toy. At one point I got out of the drivers seat and walked home.

 

[Goofyernmost]

I have never played.
Hubby and I say when we buy the Florida condo, we'll get a golf club membership somewhere, and he'll teach me.

I have the dubious honor of playing the game since 1977 and I play the same now as I did then. I started out awful and have stubbornly remained that way. It is frustrating, you would think that after all these years I would have at least improved by accident.

 

[JenniferS]

These are from the German specialty store where we get our Christmas ham.
Sadly, I know that they taste even better than they look and smell.
None for Fatty McFatterson.

 

[Gabe1]

I don't know what this means.

Of course you don't. It is a cocktail and you don't drink and a Mulligan is a do over in Golf.

 

[JenniferS]

This is a pic of a not-very-clear-to-begin-with photo.
My dad, about 5 weeks before he got sick, and his one true love.