donaldtoo
Well-Known Member
SNL is so not funny, but the bit with Blake Shelton singing "My Darling Joan" was hysterical.
I hope it hits YouTube soon. It's a keeper.
ETA - It is. Boy,that was quick.
Enjoy.

SNL is so not funny, but the bit with Blake Shelton singing "My Darling Joan" was hysterical.
I hope it hits YouTube soon. It's a keeper.
ETA - It is. Boy,that was quick.
Enjoy.
I still use mine in the parks. I carry my iPhone and sunglasses in it - I don't plan on losing either on a ride (or is it attraction?) and I don't have to worry about my phone getting soaked!
I've never been one to follow the crowd....
Oh my. What will become of me?
5'-10" is, supposedly, average for as dude...
This has to be in millimeters...
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That's simple! It's because the general public let them, instead of thinking for themselves. Has anyone besides me ever wondered where the fashion police obtained this superior ability to determine what is acceptable and what isn't? Who gave them that power. I guess it's the society of sheep that so many of us have become. I feel so free since age has allowed me to wander away from the flock. With any luck I will never find my way home.
Schlitterbahn!! That's a dream of mine to go there. Last year, I was watching a show on water parks on the Travel Channel, and Schlitterbahn was one of the top in the country, they said. I wish that park was part of WDW. I mean, I've been to Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach, but I think Schlitterbahn blows both of them away!![]()
If I'm seeing the numbers correctly on that image, I think it's saying 24-36 inches??!!!![]()
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Plus, it's so fun to say "Schlitterbahn".There are actually 5 Schlitterbahn waterparks now. The original (and the one that's mostly featured on the Travel Channel shows) in New Braunfels, Texas, and one each in South Padre Island, Texas, Corpus Christi, Galveston Island, and Kansas City.
I've only ever been to the original. It's divided into the original west section and the newer east section, both situated along the Comal River. Depending on traffic, it's only about a 5-10 min. bus/shuttle ride between the two.
And yes, it is indeed a BLAST!!!!!!!![]()
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Plus, it's so fun to say "Schlitterbahn".
Sadly, I think it's in the Mother Contract somewhere - in tiny print, down near the bottom.
"Thou shalt carry everyone's ship in your gigantic purse, including Hubby's keys, wallet and sunglasses."
Ha! You should move to Canada.
It's absolutely gorgeous here - full sun, cold as the dickens, but nary a flake in sight.
Or, Texas.It's sunny as heck and 70 degrees here, right now.
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Plus, you don't have to carry the wife's purse when she complains it's too heavy because of all your carp.All my stuff goes in my cargo shorts. I like keepin' my stuff on me.
Plus, that way, if anything gets lost or messed up, I only have myself to blame.![]()
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POOR ME!!!!!!!![]()
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It's OK. I think I'll live...and go frolic in the 70-degree sunshine in my t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops...!!!![]()
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Apropos of absolutely nothing:
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you will be the official mascot for us short people!Well I am shorter than you so I guess I can be a Charter Member with you guys.
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