Hahaaa...!!!
Reminds me of myself and my 2 younger brothers (younger sis, not so much) back in the day. We ate like horses, but, we were so active our BMI was probably about 20.
I've posted this before, but, a coupla' years ago my folks financial planner was thrown a party by his company for 30 years (I think?) of being with his company. My folks were invited, too. In his speech, he specifically mentioned our family. He used to come over every now and again years ago while we were all still at home and meet with my pop at the dining room table. He said something to effect of "When I was at their house, I don't remember the refrigerator door ever being closed!"