I went to the dark side.
I needed another tablet because my Surface is getting old and I need something I can more easily read textbooks on. I decided not to get another Surface because I use the Surface pens on my laptop and for accounting, I really need the higher RAM on my laptop, plus it's not like I'm lugging the laptop around a college campus. But just for reading, I did need a tablet, and I decided on an 8 inch tablet became owning a larger tablet was not comfortable.
So I researched and researched and came to the unfortunate conclusion that the only other decent tablet maker is Apple.
Why oh why!
At least on the iPad mini they got rid of the lightning port, which I have my own special hatred for, and switched to USB-C. Which honestly was probably the tipping point because USB-C is the holy grail of ports.
Don't think this means I'll be switching to iPhone, though. You can pry my Samsung from my cold, dead, hands...