Work idiocy of last week:
Background: Boss wanted me to change targets of my job, instead of just support. now wants me to do 10 different things (some unrelated) to "produce" (aka get money for the company). In short, He wants me to do Sales, Leads generation, site making, site security, configuration, set up, management, support, documentation and other stuff forgot.
He also wants me to learn all that with some 50 hour or so videos of instructions (the bare minimum with no practice)
Yesterday i told him I'm not meeting HIS GOALS (the ones he set for me). Because of lack of time. He told me to "manage hours better" and that I should be lucky I'm getting training. And I'm like.. WHAT? Then how the f.. you want me to do all these tasks?
Work Idiocy of Today:
Boss blasted me for not responding immediately at 3:00 am on Sunday.
Also blasted me for a workflow doing X thing and Y thing when Z things happened. And he claimed that he never had set Z things.
I confronted him with the HISTORY LOG of the workflow shows that HE SET the Z delimiter. And calmed down.
He also thinks its a great idea that I should take YET another job by saying how a great opportunity site migrations is. Well yeah, I'm probably the one who is going to do everything :|