Temporary Huggles

[dandaman]

On a bag of peanuts I just found:

INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Open bag.

2. Take handful of peanuts.

3. Peel off shells.

4. Eat nuts.

5. Enjoy.

I'm not making this up. :lol:

 

[figmentmom]

On a bag of peanuts I just found:

INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Open bag.

2. Take handful of peanuts.

3. Peel off shells.

4. Eat nuts.

5. Enjoy.

I'm not making this up. :lol:

Oh, I believe you. Talk about the death of common sense...

 

[dandaman]

Come to think of it, I'm surprised McDonald's wasn't forced to put instructions for drinking coffee on their cups after that one incident.

 

[figmentmom]

Come to think of it, I'm surprised McDonald's wasn't forced to put instructions for drinking coffee on their cups after that one incident.

Didn't they post one voluntarily - "Warning - contents may be hot"?

...well, DUH...

 

[dandaman]

Yeah... I guess the lady was happy with her millions of dollars, she didn't force McD's to put up a message...

 

[Lil'mermaid]

Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."
On a bottle of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!
On a bottle of hand lotion: Warning: Starts healing skin on contact.
On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos: Dip chips in cheese and salsa.
Seen on a container of salt: Warning: High in sodium
On a hose nozzle there was a warning that said: "Do not spray into electrical outlet."

:brick:

 

[dandaman]

I managed to find a box of salt that said "Warning: Contains Sodium". :lol:

 

[Uponastar]

Dot! Connor's changing people's posts around. Annnd my name is Ferddy.

Connor will you behave! It's not nice to alter other people's posts. Or change their names. Or make fun of their hair dryer. Or their head ice. :lookaroun

I'm tired already and I just got here.

To everyone who knows how to behave, evening huggles! :wave:

Is anyone here? :lookaroun

 

[dandaman]

Yep. :wave:

 

[Uponastar]

Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."
On a bottle of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!
On a bottle of hand lotion: Warning: Starts healing skin on contact.
On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos: Dip chips in cheese and salsa.
Seen on a container of salt: Warning: High in sodium
On a hose nozzle there was a warning that said: "Do not spray into electrical outlet."

:brick:

Really makes you realize that the world is full of morons.
I personally have always been amazed that makers of shampoo feel it is necessary to put instructions on their bottles. Lather, rinse, repeat. Duh.

 

[Lil'mermaid]

Really makes you realize that the world is full of morons.

I'm in high school. Every DAY is a reminder of how stupid people truely are. :lol:

 

[dandaman]

Really makes you realize that the world is full of morons.
I personally have always been amazed that makers of shampoo feel it is necessary to put instructions on their bottles. Lather, rinse, repeat. Duh.

Yeah. It doesn't say when to stop repeating, though. I wonder if this spoon-fed society can tell?

 

[Uponastar]

Oh no, not again...

Yes, and on it goes. Philly is about to be "Rockyed" once again. I personally would have been happy to let that sleeping boxer lie.

 

[dandaman]

"Rocky XXXXXXXXXVIII" :lookaroun

 

[Uponastar]

Yeah. It doesn't say when to stop repeating, though. I wonder if this spoon-fed society can tell?

I wonder how many idiots stay in the shower till the bottle's empty. :lol:

Oh well, at least they're idiots with clean hair!

 

[dandaman]

:lol:

 

[Uponastar]

I'm in high school. Every DAY is a reminder of how stupid people truely are. :lol:

It doesn't get any better, Katie. Not all adults out-grow stupidity. Many perfect it!

 

[dandaman]

This is what the Darwin Awards are for.

 

[Uponastar]

Wow, our beautiful weather ended today with a rainy, miserable day.
Now it is very windy. And a little snow is moving in. :fork:

At least someone will be happy.

 

[dandaman]

Goodbye :wave: