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Rumor Stitch's Great Escape Replacement— Don’t Hold Your Breath
- Thread starter Magic Feather
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There's of course that scene in the Tiny Toon Adventures movie where they go to HappyWorldLand that has similar vibes... AND the nearly exact copy of the same waiting gag in an episode of The Fairly OddParents only using an escalator. "This is the ride!" A variation includes the characters waiting in long standby line for a really popular attraction only to find out it's just the line for the restroom. lol
This line of thought reminds me of a Dave Barry diatribe about Orlando amusement parks, from his 1992 The Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need.
So my idea is to open up a theme park cakked "Dave World," which would
have a ride called "The Fall of Death." This will basically be a 250-foot
tower. The way it works is, you climp to the top, a trapdoor opens up, and
you splat onto the asphalt below like a bushel of late-summer tomatoes.
Obviously, for legal reasons, I couldn't let anybody actually GO on this
ride. There would be a big sign that said:
WARNING!
NOBODY CAN GO ON THIS RIDE.
THIS RIDE IS INVARIABLY FATAL,
THANK YOU.
But this would only make The Fall of Death more popular. Every teenager in
the immediate state would come to Dave World just to stand in line for it.
So my idea is to open up a theme park cakked "Dave World," which would
have a ride called "The Fall of Death." This will basically be a 250-foot
tower. The way it works is, you climp to the top, a trapdoor opens up, and
you splat onto the asphalt below like a bushel of late-summer tomatoes.
Obviously, for legal reasons, I couldn't let anybody actually GO on this
ride. There would be a big sign that said:
WARNING!
NOBODY CAN GO ON THIS RIDE.
THIS RIDE IS INVARIABLY FATAL,
THANK YOU.
But this would only make The Fall of Death more popular. Every teenager in
the immediate state would come to Dave World just to stand in line for it.
matt9112
Well-Known Member
Oh so that's a great use of some space your right problem solved.
Ravenclaw78
Well-Known Member
Seriously? I didn't say it was a good use of space. I replied to someone saying "even a meet and greet space would be better than nothing" that it already is a meet and greet. Learn to read.
Moka
Well-Known Member
Not really a good use.. because I’m pretty sure the theater isn’t even being used. It’s just sitting there vacant.
gerarar
Premium Member
One of the theaters is being used as a cast breakroom. I recall seeing pictures a couple months ago of lockers and chairs and tables set up in the theater.
They had boomers in 1992?! ok
JoeCamel
Well-Known Member
Not much re-rideability with that one tho......
Disney Maddux
Well-Known Member
I spoke to a CM once, he told me the more rundown theater (the one with the broken Stitch animatronic) was being used as a break room, while the other one is fully intact, ready to run a show if Disney decided to reopen SGE with one theater running.
CoasterSnoop
Well-Known Member
Come to think of it, Stitch never had much of this, either
Amberrr
New Member
Is it even a full time meet and greet? Or just random and seasonally??
HauntedMansionFLA
Well-Known Member
Seasonal / Mickey’s Halloween Party as Stitch Elvis
Amberrr
New Member
Yea rhats when I saw him. I didnt think it was always set to be a meet and greet tho... which means it's still classified as useless space right? Something awesome and amazing should come there because it's not even functioning as a full time meet and greet spot....
which seems weird since stitch is a favorite to a lot
JoeCamel
Well-Known Member
M&G is in the queue, the rest of the ride is unused at this point.Yea rhats when I saw him. I didnt think it was always set to be a meet and greet tho... which means it's still classified as useless space right? Something awesome and amazing should come there because it's not even functioning as a full time meet and greet spot....
Amberrr
New Member
Yea. Seems like a good use of space. Lol
Cmdr_Crimson
Well-Known Member
At this point there better off gutting it out and combining Merchant of Venus and Star Traders as one big store instead...
TrainsOfDisney
Well-Known Member
I still say they should just remove the restraints and rewrite the show as a tommorowland version of the tiki room. Stitch teleports in, he sings an Elvis song, gets distracted and cause some sort of mischief that uses the in theatre effects and then Lilo saves the day and they sing a farewell song. The actual stitch AA was pretty cute and the effect of him appearing was good. The silly restraints and chili dog nonsense either scared little kids or annoyed adults.
Amberrr
New Member
Hey I love this idea! And I didnt like the chilli dog part myself
And I cant lie the whole alien encounter it use to be terrified me as a child so.. was hard for me to try the stitch one lol
but I like your idea a lot Haha