MK Stitch's Great Escape Replacement— Don’t Hold Your Breath

Victor Kelly

Well-Known Member
This just in: Disney to replace SGE with the new "Line" attraction.

An unnamed Immagineer has told us that, "This new attraction is a synergy of the most cutting edge ride systems that Walt Disney Imagineering has put forth to date. Join the ride as it features dazzling twists and turns with long straightaways passing by fellow guests multiple times until the moment you exit. This new attraction will feature standby waiting, FastPass + and our new line bypass technology, Boarding Groups."

We don't know when this new attraction will be ready, but we have been told that it will be complete by June 2020.
 

Cmdr_Crimson

Well-Known Member
This just in: Disney to replace SGE with the new "Line" attraction.

An unnamed Immagineer has told us that, "This new attraction is a synergy of the most cutting edge ride systems that Walt Disney Imagineering has put forth to date. Join the ride as it features dazzling twists and turns with long straightaways passing by fellow guests multiple times until the moment you exit. This new attraction will feature standby waiting, FastPass + and our new line bypass technology, Boarding Groups."

We don't know when this new attraction will be ready, but we have been told that it will be complete by June 2020.
Pfft...South Park did it...
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Victor Kelly

Well-Known Member
2020 updates include:
- Bottles of mysterious liquids left in questionable spots
- Odd smells
- And people cutting by with the excuse of "my family is up there"
But with our boarding groups you won't have to worey about families cutting lines. Mysterious liquids and odd smells, please visit our guest services for complimentary fast passes to Country Bears.
 

𝐌𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝐖𝖊𝖇

Long-Forgotten
Premium Member
Simpsons already did it... sort of.

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There's of course that scene in the Tiny Toon Adventures movie where they go to HappyWorldLand that has similar vibes... AND the nearly exact copy of the same waiting gag in an episode of The Fairly OddParents only using an escalator. "This is the ride!" A variation includes the characters waiting in long standby line for a really popular attraction only to find out it's just the line for the restroom. lol
 

larryz

I'm Just A Tourist!
Premium Member
This line of thought reminds me of a Dave Barry diatribe about Orlando amusement parks, from his 1992 The Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need.

So my idea is to open up a theme park cakked "Dave World," which would
have a ride called "The Fall of Death." This will basically be a 250-foot
tower. The way it works is, you climp to the top, a trapdoor opens up, and
you splat onto the asphalt below like a bushel of late-summer tomatoes.

Obviously, for legal reasons, I couldn't let anybody actually GO on this
ride. There would be a big sign that said:

WARNING!
NOBODY CAN GO ON THIS RIDE.
THIS RIDE IS INVARIABLY FATAL,
THANK YOU.

But this would only make The Fall of Death more popular. Every teenager in
the immediate state would come to Dave World just to stand in line for it.
 

MisterPenguin

President of Animal Kingdom
Premium Member
This line of thought reminds me of a Dave Barry diatribe about Orlando amusement parks, from his 1992 The Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need.

So my idea is to open up a theme park cakked "Dave World," which would
have a ride called "The Fall of Death." This will basically be a 250-foot
tower. The way it works is, you climp to the top, a trapdoor opens up, and
you splat onto the asphalt below like a bushel of late-summer tomatoes.

Obviously, for legal reasons, I couldn't let anybody actually GO on this
ride. There would be a big sign that said:

WARNING!
NOBODY CAN GO ON THIS RIDE.
THIS RIDE IS INVARIABLY FATAL,
THANK YOU.

But this would only make The Fall of Death more popular. Every teenager in
the immediate state would come to Dave World just to stand in line for it.

They had boomers in 1992?! ok
 

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