MK Stitch's Great Escape Replacement— Don’t Hold Your Breath

[JoeCamel]

This line of thought reminds me of a Dave Barry diatribe about Orlando amusement parks, from his 1992 The Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need.

So my idea is to open up a theme park cakked "Dave World," which would
have a ride called "The Fall of Death." This will basically be a 250-foot
tower. The way it works is, you climp to the top, a trapdoor opens up, and
you splat onto the asphalt below like a bushel of late-summer tomatoes.

Obviously, for legal reasons, I couldn't let anybody actually GO on this
ride. There would be a big sign that said:

WARNING!
NOBODY CAN GO ON THIS RIDE.
THIS RIDE IS INVARIABLY FATAL,
THANK YOU.

But this would only make The Fall of Death more popular. Every teenager in
the immediate state would come to Dave World just to stand in line for it.

Not much re-rideability with that one tho......

 

[Disney Maddux]

One of the theaters is being used as a cast breakroom. I recall seeing pictures a couple months ago of lockers and chairs and tables set up in the theater.

I spoke to a CM once, he told me the more rundown theater (the one with the broken Stitch animatronic) was being used as a break room, while the other one is fully intact, ready to run a show if Disney decided to reopen SGE with one theater running.

 

[CoasterSnoop]

Not much re-rideability with that one tho......

Come to think of it, Stitch never had much of this, either

 

[Amberrr]

Not really a good use.. because I’m pretty sure the theater isn’t even being used. It’s just sitting there vacant.

Is it even a full time meet and greet? Or just random and seasonally??

 

[HauntedMansionFLA]

Is it even a full time meet and greet? Or just random and seasonally??

Seasonal / Mickey’s Halloween Party as Stitch Elvis

 

[Amberrr]

Seasonal / Mickey’s Halloween Party as Stitch Elvis

Yea rhats when I saw him. I didnt think it was always set to be a meet and greet tho... which means it's still classified as useless space right? Something awesome and amazing should come there because it's not even functioning as a full time meet and greet spot.... which seems weird since stitch is a favorite to a lot

 

[JoeCamel]

Yea rhats when I saw him. I didnt think it was always set to be a meet and greet tho... which means it's still classified as useless space right? Something awesome and amazing should come there because it's not even functioning as a full time meet and greet spot.... which seems weird since stitch is a favorite to a lot

M&G is in the queue, the rest of the ride is unused at this point.

 

[Amberrr]

M&G is in the queue, the rest of the ride is unused at this point.

Yea. Seems like a good use of space. Lol

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

At this point there better off gutting it out and combining Merchant of Venus and Star Traders as one big store instead...

 

[WDWTank]

Picture if you will.... the number one theme park in the world contains abandoned attractions and restaurants still in operation, waiting for you.

 

[TrainsOfDisney]

I still say they should just remove the restraints and rewrite the show as a tommorowland version of the tiki room. Stitch teleports in, he sings an Elvis song, gets distracted and cause some sort of mischief that uses the in theatre effects and then Lilo saves the day and they sing a farewell song. The actual stitch AA was pretty cute and the effect of him appearing was good. The silly restraints and chili dog nonsense either scared little kids or annoyed adults.

 

[Amberrr]

I still say they should just remove the restraints and rewrite the show as a tommorowland version of the tiki room. Stitch teleports in, he sings an Elvis song, gets distracted and cause some sort of mischief that uses the in theatre effects and then Lilo saves the day and they sing a farewell song. The actual stitch AA was pretty cute and the effect of him appearing was good. The silly restraints and chili dog nonsense either scared little kids or annoyed adults.

Hey I love this idea! And I didnt like the chilli dog part myself
And I cant lie the whole alien encounter it use to be terrified me as a child so.. was hard for me to try the stitch one lol but I like your idea a lot Haha

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

I still say they should just remove the restraints and rewrite the show as a tommorowland version of the tiki room. Stitch teleports in, he sings an Elvis song, gets distracted and cause some sort of mischief that uses the in theatre effects and then Lilo saves the day and they sing a farewell song. The actual stitch AA was pretty cute and the effect of him appearing was good. The silly restraints and chili dog nonsense either scared little kids or annoyed adults.

Meh, just go to Tokyo for it..Not missing much..

 

[Victor Kelly]

Simpsons already did it... sort of.

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Have not seen that episode.

 

[BasiltheBatLord]

Recent video of the inside of the attraction has hit the interwebs.

 

[NateD1226]

Recent video of the inside of the attraction has hit the interwebs.

If it’s Matt’s video that you are talking about, I think that video is old. Like early 2019.

 

[tissandtully]

If it’s Matt’s video that you are talking about, I think that video is old. Like early 2019.

He said on Twitter he was heading back to Disney so probably him.

 

[KimAnnFran]

So what is inside the attraction?

 

[MisterPenguin]

So what is inside the attraction?

Despair and regret.

 

[JenniferS]

Despair and regret.

And a lingering chili dog odour.