News Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser coming to Walt Disney World 2021

[DCBaker]

 

[Cesar R M]

Disaster in slow motion.

image is relevant again..

 

[Cesar R M]

It looks like Star cruiser guests are being given special buttons to wear on their planetary excursions to Battu

Let me guess, they will give you the OPPORTUNITY to PURCHASE an extra cupcake party.

 

[Nunu]

Where's my dance lesson with Poe Dameron? Now there's a good reason for me to shell out $6K!

 

[Tha Realest]

Where's my dance lesson with Poe Dameron? Now there's a good reason for me to shell out $6K!

That’s the Ex Machina Upgrade Experience, which is a $5,000 up charge, and then only if you pass the Turing Test.

 

[dmw]

This thread has become like the Skyliner thread before it opened in which people were tripping over themselves to declare how everyone was going to die of heat exhaustion and suffer all types of tragic deaths.

Just like the threads on 7DMT, SDD and Pandora - rides/lands that were criticized because of cutbacks, design changes, or old IPs, yet continue to have long lines and people love the rides. And Pandora is an amazing land to visit day and night, even if not what it was originally supposed to be.

 

[HauntedPirate]

This thread has become like the Skyliner thread before it opened in which people were tripping over themselves to declare how everyone was going to die of heat exhaustion and suffer all types of tragic deaths.

The massive cover-up continues.

 

[Tha Realest]

On the one hand, life is too short and full of misery to deprive anyone of joy and happiness (within normal and legal bounds). Finding those things is a gift.

On the other hand, I'd love to see Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visit the launch of the Galactic Starcruiser as he did in this timeless skit:

 

[Minthorne]

This thread has become like the Skyliner thread before it opened in which people were tripping over themselves to declare how everyone was going to die of heat exhaustion and suffer all types of tragic deaths.

It's still overpriced, but that's no reason to think up unrealistically horrible things will happen.

The big downside is right there in plain sight: It's overpriced. For most people.

The rich, for whom $6k is nary a concern will have their turn first. Sucks. But (to engage momentarily in hyperbole) that doesn't mean one has to concoct everyone will die from lack of oxygen because the windows are hidden.

Come to think of it, the Skyliner doesn’t have a pool either!

 

[Cesar R M]

Come to think of it, the Skyliner doesn’t have a pool either!

You make your own pool after you fall into the lakes.

 

[sedati]

Sorry, did it say "Mandatory Dance Lessons held at blaster point?" You can "get out of it." Don't do it. Stand and watch. Go back to your room or the bar. Shame they seem to be having trouble finding actors for this thing because there's no end of drama-queens here.

(Note- I like Len and I'm sure he's just making a joke, I'm just jumping in before this gets interpreted into the extreme.)

 

[MisterPenguin]

Come to think of it, the Skyliner doesn’t have a pool either!

But the stations have ramps, so... it's pretty authentic.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Sorry, did it say "Mandatory Dance Lessons held at blaster point?" You can "get out of it." Don't do it. Stand and watch. Go back to your room or the bar. Shame they seem to be having trouble finding actors for this thing because there's no end of drama-queens here.

(Note- I like Len and I'm sure he's just making a joke, I'm just jumping in before this gets interpreted into the extreme.)

Fake death.

 

[Virtual Toad]

Bummed I haven't received the survey, but at least they updated the itinerary:

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Is this for real?! And for $6k I would at least expect them to spell “conceived” properly. Or is that asking a bit too much?

 

[UNCgolf]

Sorry, did it say "Mandatory Dance Lessons held at blaster point?" You can "get out of it." Don't do it. Stand and watch. Go back to your room or the bar. Shame they seem to be having trouble finding actors for this thing because there's no end of drama-queens here.

(Note- I like Len and I'm sure he's just making a joke, I'm just jumping in before this gets interpreted into the extreme.)

I don't think that's really the point.

If you aren't partaking in the activities they schedule for you (and most of what they schedule seems aimed at children), what else is there to do? Are you supposed to just sit in your room during those times?

Of course we don't know; there could be other options. And in this particular case it's only 15 minutes. Considering the size of the Starcruiser, though, it kind of feels like the scheduled activities will make use of all the available public space.

 

[UNCgolf]

Is this for real?! And for $6k I would at least expect them to spell “conceived” properly. Or is that asking a bit too much?

Not for real -- it was a joke.

 

[mergatroid]

Well the actress who played Evie Starlight in the Studios is a character there according to a friend of mine.

 

[So Over It]

It looks like Star cruiser guests are being given special buttons to wear on their planetary excursions to Battu

Photos have already leaked.

 

[Virtual Toad]

Not for real -- it was a joke.

Thanks. Wasn’t really sure

 

[THE 1HAPPY HAUNT]

But there has been a cutesy element since the first movie.

I disagree anything in the orginal film is cute. It was a ground breaking film for the film industry.