I don't suffer from any of those three things, well... Ok, maybe a nit of the second one.
If anything, I'm a Pixie Duster here.
I haven't been to Galaxy's Edge for instance (we'll be there in March) but GE looks amazing to me and so does Smuggler's Run which takes its share of jabs.
This Halcyon experience or rather what they've put into it - just seems to under deliver, particularly as a paid for big buck experience.
So many things just keep coming down in big notches.
Many people thought that a transport would "fly" guests down to Batuu, with screens, sounds, and an interior simulating flight.
I for one found that hard to believe when the vehicle that was disclosed as being used for that was a bus.
Now, it's a box truck.
So now, I'm virtually positive that not only will this transport not be flying guests down to Batuu.
I'm going to bet that there are no screens even simulating an outdoor view.
Guests will be loaded into into a utilitarian Star Wars themed cargo truck.