News Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser coming to Walt Disney World 2021

Incomudro

Well-Known Member
Ok fair enough. Would you be able to articulate why you think she looks lame? I’m just trying to understand the critique
I said it before: She looks like a character out of a pre-school kids tv show.
I'd prefer a human character over what we see here.
And she just doesn't look like someone who would be what they are telling us she is.
Bad casting.
Gina Carano was convincing in her role.
 

Baloo62

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I said it before: She looks like a character out of a pre-school kids tv show.
I'd prefer a human character over what we see here.
And she just doesn't look like someone who would be what they are telling us she is.
Bad casting.
Gina Carano was convincing in her role.
I couldn't agree with you more. The same results could have been achieved with a make-up kit from Spirit Halloween. At least add some alien-like appliances on the head. Weak, cheap and embarrassing.
 

OceanBlue

Active Member
I couldn't agree with you more. The same results could have been achieved with a make-up kit from Spirit Halloween. At least add some alien-like appliances on the head. Weak, cheap and embarrassing.
I don’t need gills from the Captain tbh. Don’t want to trust someone with gills with the whole ship lol I’m new to the starcruiser scene. This character seems fun and reassuring. Ever watch Below Deck? Reminds me off Captain Sandy as a Star Wars character.
 

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HOUSE OF MAGIC
Premium Member
I couldn't agree with you more. The same results could have been achieved with a make-up kit from Spirit Halloween. At least add some alien-like appliances on the head. Weak, cheap and embarrassing.
Couldn't agree more! And what's worse... it doesn't even resemble "Star Wars" in tone or character. Everything shared thus far has been terrible. Over-the-top acting and cheap cheap cheap. I'm getting Disney Channel Original Movie vibes.

Who's the target audience for this again?

What's next? A mission that takes place in a giant bouncy castle?
 
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mm52200

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Aerials show trees on a berm. But even without that, from the ground the "coffin" sticks out over the port-cochere and you never see the back end of the "coffin" to see it look like a coffin, unless you can fly.

But, don't let facts keep you from stirring up coffin-gate.
The guests literally fully drive around the backside of the fully exposed building barely covered by trees. The security shack that they pull up to enter is on the side with the full building in view.
They could have made an off ramp directly from Osceola to the front of the resort avoiding any of these sight line issues but just didn’t bother.
 

corran horn

Well-Known Member
Couldn't agree more! And what's worse... it doesn't even resemble "Star Wars" in tone or character. Everything shared thus far has been terrible. Over-the-top acting and cheap cheap cheap. I'm getting Disney Channel Original Movie vibes.
'over-the-top acting' evidenced by the bartender who said maybe two sentences?
 

UNCgolf

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Everyone: Disney doesn’t know how to make highly themed hotels anymore

Disney: makes the world’s most themed hotel

Everyone: Disney shouldn’t have made this hotel

Based on what they've shown, I think this is arguable -- Animal Kingdom Lodge appears to be of a much higher quality overall. The Starcruiser looks like a bunch of cheap plastic thus far, although there's still the hope that they haven't shown the really good parts.

Not that it's really a hotel that's comparable to any other Disney resorts anyways.
 
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floydbeatle

Active Member
Someone please call BioWare or any other competent videogame developer to create better teasers than that crap. Thank god Halo Infinite dropped yesterday. I just can't anymore. I gave that video from a couple of days ago the benefit of the doubt eventhough I thought it was just "meh." This just doubles down on that one.

This is not for hardcore SW fans. This is for people with stupid money.
 

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