News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

[BuddyThomas]

Oh my, indeed they are. Prices vary widely, I see $25000 and $5. You'd think the expensive one was more authentic but it says "from my sink". I guess the market is trying to find equilibrium.

I really thought I was kidding when I wrote the post below, but it turns out I'm a visionary!! I think the forum needs to start looking to me for direction.



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No surprise here. People are insane. Some lunatic is selling a Choco Taco on eBay for $25,000. Sad part is that there is probably an equally insane person out there who will buy it.

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[KingMickey13]

And if salt loses its flavor, which what can you flavor it with? It is no good but to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.

It took me a minute before I realized where that was from (it’s bad because I just went over that pasage a few weeks ago). The coincidence is ironic tho…

 

[Midwest Elitist]

Ever since the ride close that loop with the harmonica solo has been playing in my head on repeat constantly.

ME TOO! Holy crap!

I'm gonna learn how to play it when I get a harmonica.

 

[Casper Gutman]

The earliest budgets were $30-35 million. It is allegedly FAR higher now. Not Cosmic Rewind levels, but very healthy. Don't have an exact number. I think Frozen was like 60 or 70 million. I'd figure Tiana would need 9 figures to come out decent, but someone who actually knows the amount will have to say either way.

And this is why the despair runs so deep. $35 million is an offensively small amount for a project of this deep significance to the park and fan community, especially given how little Disney gets for their money and how underwhelming (though fun) GotG is despite a budget nearly 17 times as large. It shows an absolutely fundamental ignorance on the part of management that no subsequent increases can actually correct. They don’t understand the parks or thier audience.

Subsequently raising that amount based on Twitter outcry is further evidence of very basic problems. It once again emphasizes exec’s utter cluelessness that they were taken by surprise by the reaction, but reacting to it shows an impulsiveness, poor judgement, and lack of self-confidence (the reason Splash actually needed a change were the historical realities surrounding the production and release of the original film, not the fact that a group of vociferous posters got mad on-line). Twitter is not real life. The fact that Disney’s leaders don’t know that…

Splash needed to change, but it needed to be changed by a company with a very clear vision of its past and future and the will to dedicate copious resources to the project.

 

[Casper Gutman]

Disney doesn't do this kind of stuff back to them because it's not good form to be seen punching down.

Disney doesn’t do this stuff because they’re an ossified antique that is terrified of Twitter, doesn’t understand the significance of the closure, has an insultingly narrow definition of their desired audience, and is shockingly bad at promotion (witness the 50th and 100th).

And punching at Uni isn’t punching down anymore…

 

[Casper Gutman]

This always comes off as so tacky to me. It’s huge “pick me” energy, and makes both parks come off as super desperate.

Maybe try using your handles to promote your own parks, as opposed to commenting on everything Disney does.

Every single thing Disney has built since Hogsmeade opened has been a direct and slightly desperate reaction to the way Universal shifted the theme park paradigm with that land, so it seems fair enough for Universal to react to Disney with quick internet jokes.

 

[LittleBuford]

Disney doesn’t do this stuff because they’re an ossified antique that is terrified of Twitter, doesn’t understand the significance of the closure, has an insultingly narrow definition of their desired audience, and is shockingly bad at promotion (witness the 50th and 100th).

And punching at Uni isn’t punching down anymore…

I don't think snarky posts on Twitter are Disney's brand anyway. I for one would lose respect for the company if it went that route.

 

[lewisc]

And this is why the despair runs so deep. $35 million is an offensively small amount for a project of

Paint the steamboat. Replace those expensive to maintain moving statues with some screens and projectors and we're good to go. The renderings could be preliminary sketches of what will be projected, not built.

Best chance of getting Tiana done on time and under budget.

Anyone have issues?

 

[Casper Gutman]

I don't think snarky posts on Twitter are Disney's brand anyway. I for one would lose respect for the company if it went that route.

Disney’s biggest park addition of the last several years, GotG, is based on probably the snarkiest mainstream film franchise (the ride is very awkward at capturing that, to its significant detriment) and Marvel, by far Disney’s most reliable earner, is a cavalcade of snark. Snark isn’t bad, nor is it in-Disney.

Disney World doesn’t snark for several reasons, one being that the imagined audience they cater to with an almost offensive myopia is the stereotyped upper-class family with a couple little princesses, a narrow focus that is hurting the parks on multiple levels.

It’s a resort run by and for Margaret DuPont, so someone has to be Groucho.

 

[Kirby86]

It was expensive to make Splash mountain so we would hope the re-theme wouldn't come close to that original cost. Even if a retheme was 10% that would be about 45 million.

It cost 190 Million to make Splash Mountain in 1989 or 450 mill in 2023 dollars. FYI the movie Splash Mountain was based on only cost 2 million to make!

Here are some cool numbers, wow 850 million for Smuggler's Run, darn!

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Take into account part of the budget is reserved for removing what is already there. Not saying it needs a billion dollar budget but you're not starting from zero.

 

[JoeCamel]

I don't think snarky posts on Twitter are Disney's brand anyway. I for one would lose respect for the company if it went that route.

Let me tell you a story about media manipulation. It starts with TWDC .........

It is the brand of this and many other companies, the gentler, nicer Disney is a construct

 

[Trauma]

I don't think snarky posts on Twitter are Disney's brand anyway. I for one would lose respect for the company if it went that route.

After all they have done you haven’t lost respect for this company yet?

A twitter post is what it would take?

 

[LittleBuford]

Snark isn’t bad, nor is it in-Disney.

I'm not saying it's inherently bad, but it is (in my view at least) antithetical to Disney's public-facing brand, even if it features in some of the content the company produces.

 

[LittleBuford]

After all they have done you haven’t lost respect for this company yet?

A twitter post is what it would take?

There are plenty of things Disney has done that have made me lose respect for the company. Snarky tweets would be an addition to that list.

For me, it isn't an either/or situation. Some of Disney's decisions have earned my respect, others have diminished it. My overall feelings, however, are positive.

 

[MerlinTheGoat]

Paint the steamboat. Replace those expensive to maintain moving statues with some screens and projectors and we're good to go. The renderings could be preliminary sketches of what will be projected, not built.

Best chance of getting Tiana done on time and under budget.

Anyone have issues?

$35 million is not the budget, it is FAR higher than that now. And despite the fact that Splash only just closed, they already had a bunch of stuff made in preparation. That includes props and new animatronics.

If nothing else, at least the ride structure, track etc are already there. So the budget and effort is all being poured into the "show" elements. They won't need to squander large sums of money on building a new facility and worry about a new ride system like Cosmic Rewind.

 

[Midwest Elitist]

$35 million is not the budget, it is FAR higher than that now. And despite the fact that Splash only just closed, they already had a bunch of stuff made in preparation. That includes props and new animatronics.

If nothing else, at least the ride structure, track etc are already there. So the budget and effort is all being poured into the "show" elements.

Or much of the budget is going into destroying the concrete sets. Dismantling the Briar Patch looks like it's going to be a pain in the ***

 

[LittleBuford]

Let me tell you a story about media manipulation. It starts with TWDC .........

It is the brand of this and many other companies, the gentler, nicer Disney is a construct

I'm aware of that. But it's a construct that makes me (and others) happy and that depends on the cultivation and maintenance of a relentlessly upbeat image. Perhaps others would prefer Disney to drop the act, but I'm happy to suspend my disbelief and enjoy the fiction.

 

[MerlinTheGoat]

Or much of the budget is going into destroying the concrete sets. Dismantling the Briar Patch looks like it's going to be a pain in the ***

I doubt any of that stuff will be trouble to demolish. Lot harder and more expensive to build things than it is to destroy them.

 

[BrerFoxesBayouAdventure]

Subsequently raising that amount based on Twitter outcry is further evidence of very basic problems. It once again emphasizes exec’s utter cluelessness that they were taken by surprise by the reaction, but reacting to it shows an impulsiveness, poor judgement, and lack of self-confidence (the reason Splash actually needed a change were the historical realities surrounding the production and release of the original film, not the fact that a group of vociferous posters got mad on-line). Twitter is not real life. The fact that Disney’s leaders don’t know that…

Splash needed to change, but it needed to be changed by a company with a very clear vision of its past and future and the will to dedicate copious resources to the project.

It's like what happened with 20,000 Leagues; the company's been looking for an excuse to close the ride for years now and only now due to recent events do they finally have the opportunity to kill it off once and for all.

The original plan for the retheme, as we all know, was even worse than what they went with and only the level of backlash it got scared them into giving it a slightly higher budget.

 

[fgmnt]

And this is why the despair runs so deep. $35 million is an offensively small amount for a project of this deep significance to the park and fan community, especially given how little Disney gets for their money and how underwhelming (though fun) GotG is despite a budget nearly 17 times as large. It shows an absolutely fundamental ignorance on the part of management that no subsequent increases can actually correct. They don’t understand the parks or thier audience.

Subsequently raising that amount based on Twitter outcry is further evidence of very basic problems. It once again emphasizes exec’s utter cluelessness that they were taken by surprise by the reaction, but reacting to it shows an impulsiveness, poor judgement, and lack of self-confidence (the reason Splash actually needed a change were the historical realities surrounding the production and release of the original film, not the fact that a group of vociferous posters got mad on-line). Twitter is not real life. The fact that Disney’s leaders don’t know that…

Splash needed to change, but it needed to be changed by a company with a very clear vision of its past and future and the will to dedicate copious resources to the project.

Yeah, at the end of the day I think it is right and good to change this attraction but I don't know why I should have any faith in WDI or its overseers to "do it right." There is no reason for me to believe that anyone in a decisionmaking capacity understands why this attraction was so great, the value of keeping an attraction this great in the lineup, and how to best recapture that in the next chapter of the ride building. Consequently, there is no reason to believe those same people appreciate potential consequences of coming out the other side of this with a worse show.

Disney doesn’t do this stuff because they’re an ossified antique that is terrified of Twitter, doesn’t understand the significance of the closure, has an insultingly narrow definition of their desired audience, and is shockingly bad at promotion (witness the 50th and 100th).

And punching at Uni isn’t punching down anymore…

For what it's worth, I have a small amount of faith that MK will still get a better attraction out the other side of this than the water rides of its competitors. But (a) if that is the bar they are setting, that is incredibly (if not unsurprisingly) disappointing and (b) if it can't clear that bar, hoo boy... you could not discount the long term prospects of the parks division fast or steep enough.