TP2000
Well-Known Member
Ah, but the objective of miss Fickley-Baker's job is not to uphold the truth, but to fluff the truth.
Blondie is not relevant to us here, or to her current employer, as a correspondent. No, she is a pr spindoctor. And in this profession, the ability to fluff the truth is not a capital sin. Not at all.
In fact, it comes highly recommended and those incapable or unwilling to do so had better seek employment elsewhere.
Quite true.
The only thing I have to add is... I'm pretty sure she doesn't like to be called "Miss Fickley-Baker". If a woman chooses the hyphen thing, it's then all about her as her husband can't take a hyphen, and her children can't take a hyphen, at least not for more than one generation or you get names like Jane Fickley-Baker-Johnson, and then her daughter becomes Allison Fickley-Baker-Johnson-Buchanan, etc., etc. into the 22nd century. At some point the hyphen name game just has to stop.
For those types of women it's purely Ms. Fickley-Baker, even though there's a Mr. Baker waiting for her somewhere in a Three Bedroom + Den With Tuscan-Inspired Granite Kitchen Upgrade tract home in greater Orlando. But God forbid she be known as Mrs. Baker, lest someone not take her seriously at work.
I imagine she's a perfectly nice person at cocktail parties though. Or can at least fake it, like any good PR person can.