Since I'm going to be gone for all of tomorrow I'll post my project right now:
In an ambiguous time period, Universal wanted to acquire the theme park rights to the very famous Lord of the Rings franchise. The problem? The Tolkien estate had lost the theme park rights to Ralph Bakshi, the creator of 1978ās animated version of the Lord of the Rings, in a very intense poker game. Ralph Bakshi wanted total creative control of the ride with no executive interference if they wanted the rights. Universal executives assumed that this was because of previous experiences with creative interference and since everyone in the boardroom wanted the LOTR ride so much they agreed to work with Bakshi to create what would surely be the biggest ride in Universal Studios Florida, if not the entirety of Florida.
Unknown to them, Bakshi had a grudge with the CEO of Comcast, who years ago when he was an executive at another studio had made the decision to cancel his Mighty Mouse show. Bakshi decided to make a LOTR ride so unusual that it would surely bring an end to the entire company. It would be calledā¦
RALPH BAKSHIāS THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE SEARCH FOR FRODO
Replacing Fast and the Furious Supercharged at Universal Studios Florida,
RALPH BAKSHIāS THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE SEARCH FOR FRODO is housed in a theater styled entrance reminiscent of many Broadway Theaters youād see in New York (as San Francisco will be replaced with a new New York expansion based on Times Square), but most similar to The Lyceum Theater. The largest difference is that instead of an undulating marquee it instead has more of a traditional movie theater one that gives the name of whatās performing at the moment. Of course it gives the rideās name along with noting that itās a ācontinuation to the 1978 animated classic!ā
Guests then enter a regal theater lobby which displays posters of all the main characters from LOTR along with a short description for anyone unfamiliar with these characters. Guests then pass by the closed concession stand and into a hallway where the different theaters in this multiplex reside. The theater that guests ultimately enter is either Theater 6. Once inside, all the guests have entered, the pre-show begins on the theaterās screen.
Ralph Bakshi walks into frame in what looks like a mythical forest. He introduces himself as the director of the Lord of the Rings movie - the other animated one and tells us that Frodo needs our help! He, Sam, and Gollum have gotten lost on the way to the Mountain of Doom with Gandalf and the rest of the Fellowship of the Ring needing us to use their special boats made by skilled elf craftsmen to journey through Middle Earth to find them. Ralph Bakshi then hands the preshow over to Gandalf (presented in a rotoscoped animation style) as he gives safety tips for navigating Middle Earth. Gandalf wishes the guests luck before they exit the theater into the World of Middle Earth.
Now the rest of the queue takes place in the streets of Hobbiton during the night where above guests are banners and flags set up for a welcoming back party for Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry for once they return (and also hides the low ceiling of this portion of the queue). The cottages with hill-like roofs have windows where in silhouettes Hobbits can be seen conversing. Depending on the window guests can either overhear conversations on whatās happened to Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship of the Ring or on more day to day affairs for the citizens of Hobbiton. After passing through the village, guests enter a shack that serves as the dock where guests will board their boats.
The boat vehicles are shaped very similarly to the ones in Pirates of the Caribbean and Itās a Small World and have five rows with around 2-3 people per row. The boats have a fake thatched texture to them to make them fit in with the Fantasy style the series is known for. After guests board these boats, the boats will depart from the dock and start going down Hobbittonās stream.
Going out of the village into a dark, mysterious forest, guests will hear on the boat the sound of mysterious and odd creatures roaming about. At least none of them are friends of Sauron (we hope!). A sign points towards a shortcut to Fangorn Forest that points downward. And down the boats go down a waterfall located under a bridge. Once the 15 foot drop ends, guests find themselves in the previously mentioned forest. There Treebeard resides, a giant tree that the route for the boats make a U shape around him. He tells guests that he hasnāt seen Frodo and gang, but wonders if they went back to Rivendell and also warns of the Black Clothed Riders roaming the lands.
Immediately after heās out of sight, the boats go down a smaller drop where guests drop into the place where they first encounter the Black Clothed Riders! Their red eyes bleed out matching the forest in flames behind them as they swing their swords directly in the riders direction. Thankfully itās a quick turn away from them where in the next scene they enter the opposite of fire: snow.
Itās now the Misty Mountains, where the blizzard blows strong all around guests and snow can be seen blowing on both sides outside the flume. Legolas is near a turn in the canal telling guests to go left, down the mountain. Advancing towards that path, the stream suddenly closes in that direction and the boats go right! After going right, riders see- Ralph Bakshi(!) of all people (or of all animatronics in this case). He says:
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Bet you didnāt expect to see me again! Ignore Koko the Clown over there and go this way, itās much more exciting. I should know I supervised itās design.ā
The boats āfollow his adviceā and go up a lift hill into a cave on the mountainās highest peak.
Inside the cave is Frodo, Sam, and Gollum (who is tied up on a leash). Holding a torch inside the dark cave, Frodo says:
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Weāre glad to have the company of fellow travelers, but you might not want to go that way.ā
Going further we say why he said that: Thereās an orc casino inside the mountain. Filled with orcs with viking-like horns, sharp teeth sticking out of their mouths and glowing red eyes, playing games like Craps games and card games. It looks like a mix of Las Vegas and a tavern meant for shady medieval marauders. Itās a hub of scum and villainy so itās better to get out before anyone noticesā¦
Suddenly (again) itās the Black Clothed Riders. Still on their horses in the middle of the gambling hall and ready to kill, the boats dodge them by going down a waterfall underneath them revealing a secret passage to the bossās office.
Inside the office is an old giant overweight orc sitting on a bench. While smoking his pipe, he mumbles:
āWhy do you invade my fine establishment and spit on it by flooding it with your makeshift boats? Go get āem boys.ā
In the hallway around the corner from the office, Orc archers pop out behind various objects throughout the room with their bows and arrows and attempt to kill guests with them before hiding again. Guests feel the arrows fly above their head as spotlights reveal where the missed arrows went. After passing the hallways, guests make it unscathed and go up another lift hill where they hear the boss orc say:
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Itās okay gentlemen, youāll get to kill something somed- Aurggghhhhā
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Sorry bossā another orc voice is heard saying.
Gandalf (through a Pepperās Ghost Effect) appears on the top of the lift hill at the exit to the cave and tells guests that the Fellowship of the Ring will meet them for a feast in Rivendell. Outside now a beautiful landscape overlooks the city of Rivendell (represented of course by a mix of miniatures and two dimensional flats) in the distance. One last turn shows the black clothed riders armor on the ground armor rusting on the ground. A giant gate, the entrance to Rivendell, opens in front of the boat.
Inside the cityās inhabitants are partying and in the center is a table with the entire Fellowship of the Ring toasting to their success finding Frodo and the rest. Frodo is sitting at the table next to Gandalf who is whispering in his ear and pointing at Gollum whoās trying to eat one of the chalices. The boats then enter a tunnel where Ralph Bakshi holds a sign saying āTo be continued - In the Holiday Specialā. After passing him the boats go to the unload station (separate from the boarding station) where guests exit back outside into New York through a woodcarvers workshop.
THE END