Sorry, guys, an attempt at bad humor:
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer.
Amazed, the bartender says, “Hey, you can talk!”
“Sure, pal,” says the duck. “Now can I get that drink?”
Shaking his head, the barkeep serves the duck a pint and asks her what she’s doing in the area.
“I work on the building site across the street,”
says the duck.
“You should join the circus,” says the barkeep. “You could make a mint.”
“The circus?” the duck replies. “What the hell
would the circus want with a bricklayer?”
A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers? " Bartender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any
crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers? Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday
and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time Ill nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks,
"Got any nails?" bartender says no. Duck says "Good. Got any crackers?"
This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ..."
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer.
Amazed, the bartender says, “Hey, you can talk!”
“Sure, pal,” says the duck. “Now can I get that drink?”
Shaking his head, the barkeep serves the duck a pint and asks her what she’s doing in the area.
“I work on the building site across the street,”
says the duck.
“You should join the circus,” says the barkeep. “You could make a mint.”
“The circus?” the duck replies. “What the hell
would the circus want with a bricklayer?”
A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers? " Bartender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any
crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers? Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday
and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time Ill nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks,
"Got any nails?" bartender says no. Duck says "Good. Got any crackers?"
This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ..."
NO! MARKY!!! DON'T DO IT! Trust me! Blood will run from your ears! You don't want to do it! Please, spare us all!